Friday, July 24, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Diddy sucks!!!! But The beasties rule. They should do their old stuff more often. Also, MCA has some kind of cancer in his throat, but it wont affect his vocal chords and hes going for surgeries soon and will be okay!!! Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

phew

actually, nevermind that last post. Turns out its because for some reason our blog has been detected by the site as a spam site. But because i responded to the internets, they know there's people here. There is life on Dab, and it is beautiful. All hail the Daily Dab.

What the fuck is this violation bullshit

Is anyone reading this before you post?:

"This blog has been locked due to possible Blogger Terms of Service violations. You may not publish new posts until your blog is reviewed and unlocked.

This blog will be deleted within 20 days unless you request a review."

Are there 20 days before the Dab is gone?

oh god. if that is going to happen, someone needs to take screenshots of every single page of this beautiful machine.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

PHRAZES FOR THE YOUNG

the orig cool cat, the big JC is back, and hopefully drunk and nasty and cool again like the old days.


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Odd News Clippings

Grass Valley, CA
11:17 p.m. — A woman from the 22000 block of Cottage Hill Drive reported a neighbor’s pig bit her husband in their garage.

Rio Grande, NM
11:01 a.m. — A State Road 76 caller said she wanted a man at her house removed because he was coming over at night and damaging her wall. Police determined the wall damage was caused by the weather.

Lake Oswego, OR
12:26 p.m. A woman identified only as Ruth called police to say she was “stuck in a hole,” according to a police report. Police found she was stuck between a couch and chair and helped her out.

Amherst, NY
A woman reported someone shot at her car on County Road. The patrol determined it had been hit by a Tootsie Roll and no damage was found.

Amherst, NY
A pedestrian on Kings Highway reported a water main break in front of the middle school. There was no break. It was raining.

Amherst, NY
A janitor of a Pineview Drive business called, stating he could only exit out of one door without setting off the alarm, but there are two or three skunks by that door. He said he has no other means out of the building and he can only use the phone at work to dial 9-1-1. He was assisted.

Amherst, NY
A man called from Maple Road to report an encounter he had with a raccoon the previous night. He said the raccoon challenged him.

Grass Valley, CA
A woman called at 10 p.m. from the 11000 block of Mooney Flat Road to report a person was causing an argument and throwing cheese in her eye. A man at the house also called. He sounded as if he had been drinking, and he said a woman was throwing cheese all over the house and his wife was acting “nutso.” The man said the fight was not physical, but a woman could be heard in the background saying, “yes.” A deputy determined the fight was not physical. No arrests were made.

Amherst, NY
A South Union Road resident heard a noise outside and dialed 911. She hung up when she realized it was the newspaper delivery.

Tracy, CA
7:51 a.m.: A man on the 200 block of Ranchero Way reported someone got inside his home through a back screen door, took down his smoke detector and swiped the battery inside it.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

this guy just started following me on twitter

And his twitter is pretty kickass. He just tweets about whatever his roommate is doing at all times.

http://twitter.com/shhdontellsteve

I wish Daria cared enough about me to do this.
jk

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

i am part of a large family: folk fest here we cum!!!

dedicated to all my sweet pals

FOLK FEST 09

Who else is excited to hear this 24/7 for the next 5 days!!?!???

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Folk Fest here we come!

im still mourning is it weird


this song isnt that good, but this video is really creepy so it makes up for it.

... probably 2 of the best pop song writers of ALL TIME!!

FOLK FEST IS IN 1 DAY AND 23 HOURS!!!!!
love
nb

Friday, July 3, 2009