Saturday, February 28, 2009

...the father of all parties

the day we've all been waiting for, the daily dab is proud to host the party of this yung new year, DADDY PARTY!

hope to see everyone at their best. everyone who cannot make you will be sorely smoothly sweetly missed. dont worry we promise full party coverage over the next couple days. see you tonight!

bring yr best dad jokes and dance moves


he just made weed legal in 13 states! BOO YA

Friday, February 27, 2009

A Change of Direction

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the sole follower of my blog. Bean, thank you so much for your continuing support and fellowship in my blogger exploits. To other readers, I urge you to become followers as well! If not for your own enjoyment, then at least for my own.

Merry days all, Tinski

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ancient Television: 40 Helens

I think Tim and Eric owe a ton to the good ol' boys of Kids in the Hall. Methings its some of the greatest comedy to be had on this earth. It took a good long time for the rest of humor to catch up with them. They were making fun of themselves, and the state of sketch and stand up comedy before god himself. Actually i'm a fucking idiot. Monty Python was. But KitH are Canadian. So how bout that. All this shit isn't just comedy. It's art. Here's to you, Bruce, Scott, Dave, Kevin, Mark, and the Lord.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Chad Vader After Dentist

Now I know that we've all probably seen the original, David After Dentist so I figured why not check out the infamously numerous 'response videos' hosted on YouTube. So I did. This is what I discovered. Please enjoy!


WATCH THIS. it will change your life.

this week is so great in sex class, we're learning about perversions, and we just finished talking about orgasms today.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Conan O'Brien has left for LA

Why anyone would ever leave New York i will never understand.
but i found this earlier today with some school chums, i hadnt seen it in years. Next to the "go mets!" skit, this one is probably my favorite

I'm sick and so is everyone else

Let's all go to church

and to help us know what is right, we have the Wheel of Morality!

P.S. Alyssa sent me the following link. We all love Most of us love unwrapping gifts, but can you imagine this: What a whopper!

There were only 20 of those made and as you can see, thats 1 of 20. Here are some stats on the Reventon (pronounced reBenton)
Lamborghini Reventón

this next one has weird music, but is still beautiful

why doesn't anyone post shit anymore?

Monday, February 23, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009


It is $373.00 american for a round trip bus ticket to Manchester, Tennessee. It takes 2 days to get there. I could rough it.

also, "A limited number of general admission tickets for the 2009 Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival will be available for purchase starting at $224.50 plus applicable fees. After these tickets are sold out, tickets will continue to be sold for $234.50 and finally $249.50. Tickets will only be available at each price range while supplies last."

so lets say: 390 + 250 + some shitty hotel for 70 bucks a night (x 5 nights at most) =(around) $640+$350(hotel) Hotel split between 3 people=$116.70 each, so:
$640 + $116.70 = $756.70

nobody needs to eat.
we could try sleeping in parks, camping in lawns, giving hand jobs for beds, or just plain giving hand jobs for fun, to cut costs.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Shimp Cupcakes

Due to the excessive amount of freedom we are experiencing lately i shall, on behalf of the people of dab, make one quick post relieving us from this drought.

Giddyup Python

Consider your thirst for dab slightly quenched

Friday, February 13, 2009

Sunday French Lesson Vol 3

(sorry that it has taken me so long to finally do this lesson... but don't worry!!! it will be very very useful!!!)

English :
Happy Valentine's Day!

French :
Joyeux Saint Valentin!!!

Jhhhh-why-yuh Saa-eh-n Val-uh-teh-n

Homework: use this phrase on saturday!!!

Don't worry (N'inquietez-pas)... Sunday French Lesson will continue as usual this sunday!

à la prochaine!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

In the Flowers

we need to convince tinsky to use his ps3 for good, not evil. If this is where video games are heading im never going to leave my basement

Lykke Liiiiiiiiiiiiii

I saw her this weekend

1- she dances like a crazy tribal woman
2- she plays the kazoo and the megaphone and the piano toy thing
3- she dresses liek a swedish jesus
4- the concert was DOPE.
5- she ended the show singing us a lullabye cuz it was sleepy time.


I don't really like this song on most days but MAN dey cooooool.

the dab loves nature

i love this
its so beautiful
(fav parts: bear grylls, stephen hawking, fireworks on the beach)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Sunday French Lesson vol 3....

is postponed till someday soon!!!!

Im calling in sick to the dab today

Happy Black History Month Everyone!

sorry i know im a little behind
here are just some of the things we will be celebrating this month

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Random Ukrainian Lesson Two (два)

English: Am I outside? Where's Dirty Dave?

Ukrainian: Я поза? Де брудні Дейв?

Phonetic: Ya poza? De brood-ni Dave?

Use: Demonstrates ones intelligence at any time. Inquiring after the Dave, Dirty is considered a philanthropic pursuit.

Friday, February 6, 2009


sing song blog song. music shit goes HERE now. read it. read.


Thursday, February 5, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009


this should be fucking red flagged as a high priority.
June 11-14, Manchester Tennessee. make it happen. Heres who's playing that matters:

the fucking BOSS, Beastie Boys, Wilco, Al Green, Snoop Dogg, Elvis Costello, The Mars Volta, TV On the Radio, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MGMT, The Decemberists, Girl Talk, Bela Fleck, Of Montreal, Galactic, ANIMAL COLLECTIVE, Neko Case, Santogold, Kaki King, GRIZZLY BEAR, Okkervil River, Crystal Castles, and Yeasayer!

also more to be announced! FUCK!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Random Ukrainian Lesson 1 (один / odin)

Well, Bean thought a Ukrainian lesson would be a nice companion piece to the Sunday French Lesson. I agreed, and thus I begin my career as an educator!!! Lesson One:

English: Hey Dave! Try the fish!

Ukrainian: Привіт Дейв! Спробуйте рибу!

Pronunciation: pri-veet dave! spro-booy-te rib-oo!

Use: When one greets Dave it is appropriate to get him to try the fish. Usually fails.


Sunday, February 1, 2009

Sunday French Lesson vol 2

Bonjour classe!

It is once again time for a wonderful, beautiful, inspiring French lesson.

Today's phrase is one that I think may be very useful.

Who won the Superbowl?

Qui est le gagnant du Superbowl?

Pronounced : Key eh le gong-yant doo Superbowl

Homework: watch the game today and eat yummy snacks!!!!

à la prochaine!!! (see you next week)