Saturday, November 20, 2010

A Well Balanced Breakfast

"Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked."

- Hunter S. Thompson

Monday, November 15, 2010

WHOA. I shouldn't a said that

So i learnt about Taras Bulba (real name Barovets) today,

he was a ukrainian dude who organized insurgent armies against the Germans in WWII. Now you know.

Also because I have been ukrainianized 24/7 with this 12 page essay I have to write check out some info about this crazy russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky, hes run for president a couple times but his party has like 8% popularity......:

direct quote to time magainze in 1994: "Ukraine and Belarus will be the first to rejoin Russia. Tajikistan, Armenia and Abkhazia are begging to be taken back as Russian provinces. As for the Baltics, they are welcome to their independence- if they have sufficient resources to sustain it after we cut short all energy supplies."

Hates the jews obvi, thinks they're responsible for russian prostitutes, Loves Hitler and is bffs with the guy who denies the gas chambers during WWii... and obvi, his dad was jewish.

thinks the chinese should be deported from the russian far east.

when he visited the US, he said on tv be careful your country should preserve the white race, its turning over to blacks and hispanics.

wants to have alaska back from the US because it would be a good place to put all the ukrainians....

thinks nuclear waste should be dumped in the Balkans.

Thinks Romania is an artificial state created by Italian Gypsies.

When Condi Rice critisized his policies he said "Condoleeza Rice needs a a company of soldiers and be taken down to the barracks, where she will be satisfied..."

Loves nukes, has threaten nuking chechyna, japan, and wanted to drop nukes in the atlantic to flood Great Britain.

To eradicate bird flu, he wanted to arm all of the russian population and have them and the army shoot down migratory birds.

say whaT?!





Thursday, November 11, 2010

Tinski Takes A Tumble


Tinski took a tumble at the boys house this weekend and, long story short, his phone was 'left' outside over night. It is now fucked... so, if you want to, or are forced to reach him, dial 668-9891.

(If something claiming to be Maria picks up, say you are from the Airforce and hang up.)

NNNNNYYYYYYKKKKK

come over and watch movies tonight TITS

Well, this is fucking crazy

Sunday, November 7, 2010