Friday, December 26, 2008

CHRIST IS BORN!

This years celebration of the "Lord's" birth was nothing crazy but still really nice and sweet and great and pleasant and nice.
my parents got me folk fest tickets so THAT FUCKING RULED!! dinner was sub-par but i was drunk by 130 so it was graavvvy!
anywho i have collected some of my favorite christmas videos for your viewing pleasure.
*please refrain from ejaculating all over the screen until you have finished watching all the videos for a nice Grande finale!!!
FIRST WE HAVE THE ANDY WILLIAMS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL FT THE OSMAND BROTHERS - great song!
*lots of nice haircuts in here too

Second is Willie Nelson of the colbert Christmas Special... self explanatory! i thought feist would have been better though.

IDK guilty pleasure

THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME!!!


ok thats it i swear! i love you all merry christmas!!!! ... oh ya you can cum now!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sunday, December 21, 2008

christmas dab

merry sweet pal christmas!!

we also did secret santa today so beware. i belee dat shit goes down on the january 6, 2009.

Friday, December 19, 2008

"that shits CHURCH!!!"

Xzibit from Pimp my Ride always says that, and i like it!



is it as crazy as scientology?
you be the judge...
have a nice day!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

A Great Man of Dab: Robert C. Byrd


Senator Robert C. Byrd is without a doubt a great man of Dab. He is a shining example of the fairness, flexibilty, and endless possibilities of a democratic government. I do not like the United States (no need to go into any details) but I have no problem whatsoever in giving Senator Byrd the respect and admiration that he deserves. Thusly I name Robert Carlyle Byrd a Great Man of Dab!

Some of his notable achievments (and interesting tidbits):
*At 91 years of age he is the oldest living member of Congress!
*He has held the post of President Pro Tempore (Third in line for the Presidency) four times! (From 1989-1995, Jan. 2001, Jun. 2001-2003, Jan. 2007-present)
*Was among the official witnesses to the 1951 execution via electric chair of Harry Burdette and Fred Painter. He states that electrocution "...is not a beautiful thing."
*Joined the Klu Klux Klan in 1942, at the age of 24, holding the titles of Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops. He explained that he was a member because he "was sorely afflicted with tunnel vision — a jejune and immature outlook — seeing only what I wanted to see because I thought the Klan could provide an outlet for my talents and ambitions." Byrd also said, in 2005: "I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times... and I don't mind apologizing over and over again. I can't erase what happened."
*He was elected to an unprecedented ninth term of office in 2007! (He has even run unoppossed once, and won all 55 counties in his state on two occasions!
*His service to his country adds up to over 60 years, never having lost an election!
*He has cast more votes than any other senator in history!
*He is the last living senator from the 1950's and has outlived every other senator who has had seniority over him!
*He is the last living senator to have voted on a statehood bill!
*He was the Leader of the Democrates in the Senate from 1977-1989! (And is the only former leader to remain in the senate.)
*In 1988, while Majority Leader, he moved a call of the Senate, which was adopted by the majority present, in order to have the Sergeant at Arms arrest members not in attendance. One member (Robert Packwood, R-Oregon) was escorted back to the chamber in order to obtain a quorum!
*He believed that Senate proceedings should be televised to prevent the Senate from becoming the "invisible branch" of government. Cameras came to the Senate floor in June 1986!
*In 1978 when Byrd was Majority Leader, he recorded an album called U.S. Senator Robert Byrd: Mountain Fiddler (County, 1978). Byrd was accompanied by Country Gentlemen Doyle Lawson, James Bailey, and Spider Gilliam. Most of the LP consists of "old-timey" mountain music. Byrd covers "Don't Let Your Sweet Love Die," a Zeke Manners song, and "Will the Circle Be Unbroken." He has performed at the Kennedy Center, on the Grand Ole Opry and on Hee Haw!
*Senator Byrd appeared in the Civil War movie Gods and Generals in 2003 as a Confederate General!
*He opposed the 2002 law creating the Homeland Security Department, saying it ceded too much authority to the executive branch!
*He led a filibuster against the resolution granting President George W. Bush broad power to wage a "preemptive" war against Iraq, but he could not get a majority of his own party to vote against cloture and against the resolution. He also led the opposition to Bush's bid to win back the power to negotiate trade deals that Congress cannot amend, but lost overwhelmingly.
Please, investigate further the life of Senator Robert Byrd, politician, musician, moviestar. I could go on at length (and definitely have) but have really barely scratched the surface. How this man never became President, I have no idea. I conclude with Byrds' words about how his country has cahnged these past years, for the worse:

"Today I weep for my country. I have watched the events of recent months with a heavy, heavy heart. No more is the image of America one of strong, yet benevolent peacekeeper. The image of America has changed. Around the globe, our friends mistrust us, our word is disputed, our intentions are questioned. Instead of reasoning with those with whom we disagree, we demand obedience or threaten recrimination."

The Truth about 911


Do we have public access in Winnipeg? That would be dandy.

last night's dream...



ths guy's so invited to my birthday

Monday, December 15, 2008

Wisconsin

My dave's mom in swim suit post was deleted without warning/my permission. What's the fucking deal?




PROOF that the internets doesn't want me to be happy!! :


alyssa says:
wana spoon?
alyssa says:

















derek. says:
no!!
derek. says:
creep
alyssa says:
oh

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

SPACECATAZ



i miss watching this show

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

GOVERNATOR!!

It is so cold out today i thought this would be appropriate.


PS I GOT A JOB AT DUBROVNIK'S!!! im really nervous, they hired me over the phone yesterday and told me i start today... super random. wish me luck
xox
pps Atrak was sick - jonny's barfday = amazing - (some) of the girls are in town and it warms my heart!
ppps i want to watch christmas movies and listen to bing crosby.
ok im done
xo.

Open up Your Baby Ears

MORE NEW ANIMAL COLLECTIVE

Monday, December 8, 2008

Ukulele God



PS. i should be studying, exam in 2 hours
PPS. martini pooped in my mom's shoe

Saturday, December 6, 2008

A special thank you

SEE YOU AT A-TRAK YOU FINKS


Friday, December 5, 2008

Great Men of Dab: Liam Sullivan

Liam Sullivan is an American comedian and actor. Ya.....that's it.



Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Ex-ham

Film Shmistery has sucked away my soul and made me want to pack up all my belongings and move to LA... anybody down? I have two hours till my exam and then the sweet taste of freedom shall be upon me. I also ate chinese food this morning, was the first person in the restaurant (officially one minute after it opened) and feel like ralphing.

I am bored and can't study anymore. And in my delight would like to pay tribute to some sweet pals that I will be seeing preciously soon:







poladroid.net really fun for when your bored.

Monday, December 1, 2008

BROTHERSPORT **!!new animal collective!!**


so begin the examtime/winter blehhh's and i find that all i have to look forward to, the content of my every dream, from now until the new year is next years expected album releases. with so much to look forward to like new beirut, final fantasy, trail of dead, grizzly bear... i dont think there is anything that might intrigue or excite me more than animal collective's pending january release, merriweather post pavilion
well thats probably not completely true because after setting up all the links for these upcoming projects im pretty stoked for all of em.
here's a track thats garnered alot of attention since ed droste, of grizzly bear, posted it on his blog after listening to it on a french radio stream. it was subsequently taken off by internet police and a there was a bit of a scene
its pretty reminiscent of panda bear's person pitch and in turn el guincho's alegranza, relying heavily on sampling and beach boy-esque melodiesandharmonies with a bit of a tropical freak folk conga vibe. enjoi

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Another Great Man of DAB

Rob Schneider...

...just kidding

have a wonderful sunday courtesy of the Dab

Friday, November 28, 2008

Great Men of Dab: Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis has proven to become one of the greatest comedians in recent history.



Born October first 1969, Zacharius Knight Galifianakis graced Wilkesboro, North Carolina with his Greek comedic prowess and kaufman-esque routines. Zach moved to New York City after failing his final College class by one point. He began preforming behind a hamburger palace in Times Square. He began acting as a stoner in short lived sitcom "Boston Common", and other characters in such films as "Out Cold", "Corky Romano", "Bubble Boy". He then was blessed with a talk show on VH1 called "Late World with Zach. Then it got cancelled and his humor changed almost entirely into forms of self amusement. The man can take a stage and create a stand up routine out of nothing, with his beautiful akwardness and impeccable delivery.

Zach has also appeared in his own creation: Dog Bites Man (as Alan Finger), as well as the Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as head of the Gravy Robbers and the Snuggler, Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love", Kanye West's video for "Can't Tell Me Nothin", his internet talk show "Between Two Ferns", and my erections.

The man's demeanor is golden. He is a sarcastic defeatists god, and he now has reserved his deserved place in the Hall of Great Men of Dab.

That movie also looks fuckin brilliant.




You can see Zach in Visioneers on November 1st in the USA.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Monkeys rule the earth



so....i dont think any of you understand the severity of this sitchation. first they just throw shit at eachother and piss on graves. next thing you know they're flying down roads on Honda Z50's bumpin banghra beats. the end is near people!

Fight for what is write and pie.

I'm sitting in economics class reviewing and some body mentioned that they are left handed. I had no idea these sort of people even lived in Winnipeg. I had heard of them but I didn't expect to run into one through the course of the day. This site really opened my eyes and showed me that I am right to be afraid of these 'lefties'. Could you imagine even going to school with a person who is left handed? What is the world coming to? I bet these people have something to do with the poor state of the economy too, and hurricane katrina and what ever else bad has happened to the former* US of A.


*Correction: I jumped the gun on that one a bit i guess.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

Another great man brought to you by the DAB

Michael Showalter born June 17, 1970 is an American comedian, actor, writer and director. He has had many hit tv shows for MTV such as You wrote it, you watch it hosted by Jon Stewart and The State. He also co-wrote and stared in the classic Wet Hot American Summer.

Michael is currently the host of the Michael Showalter Showalter, an orignal for the internet show on collegehumor.com. He's had many guests such as Zach Galifianakis, David Cross, Paul Rudd,Andy Samberg, Michael Cera, and Mike Birbiglia. He also tours with his stand-up comedy act. Michael is soon to team up with Michael Ian Black, his frequent collaborator for a show on comedy central called Michael and MIchael have issues.

moral of the story. I shall not persue a carreer in biography writing.
watch a sample of his shit.


ALIENS ATTACK EDMONTON


wouldja look at that? its bright as day!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Royorbison

The Daily Dab is proud to present to you a look at one of the greatest men ever...

Roy Kelton Orbison (April 23, 1936 – December 6, 1988), nicknamed "The Big O," was an influential Grammy Award-winning American singer-songwriter, guitarist and a pioneer of rock and roll whose recording career spanned more than four decades. Orbison is best known for the songs, "Ooby Dooby," "Only the Lonely," "In Dreams," "Oh, Pretty Woman," "Crying," "Running Scared," "You Got It". He was known for his smooth tenor voice, which could jump three octaves with little trouble. He was rarely seen on stage without his trademark black sunglasses. In 1987, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and in 1989, he was posthumously inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame

Bob Dylan, later a band mate of Orbison's in the Traveling Wilburys, wrote "Orbison … transcended all the genres. … With Roy, you didn't know if you were listening to mariachi or opera. He kept you on your toes. … [He sang] his compositions in three or four octaves that made you want to drive your car over a cliff. He sang like a professional criminal. (yea bitch)… His voice could jar a corpse, always leave you muttering to yourself something like, 'Man, I don't believe it'. His songs had songs within songs. Orbison was deadly serious–no pollywog and no fledgling juvenile. There wasn't anything else on the radio like him". Dylan was also quoted as saying "Roy was an opera singer. He had the greatest voice."

grrrass

some sweet guy told me about htis

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Creole!

my two favourite funny ladies

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Im Kenny Rogers... and thats alot of Milk!!

ok i know this video is old but its still hilarious. This goes out to Chantal, because its her berfday tomorrow. and because i know how much she loves the fake vomiting game we play. For all of you who dont know this game... ask your parents.

I'm having a baby! I'm having a baby!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

SNEG

I wish i could be as cool as this guy. He was Trey Parker and Matt Stone's teacher for the skeulz.



ALSO my christmas list consists of one thing and one thing only:


the yellow porsche 911 turbo.
Tinky now that you are in the monies what do you think about buying it for me?

Did you know...?

That Ryan O'Conner has a vlog!??!



haha don't actually watch the whole thing cuz its boooring but the first 30 seconds is funnnnny

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

I love you SANTA

Santas' coming to town tommorow. And I hope he doesnt throw fish guts on me (simpsons anyone)

this video was directed/shot by this dude from toronto who is EIGHTEEN. and never had any formal training in anythin

Friday, November 14, 2008

They have a band called kitty litter, i was like "Lesbians"!

Debra and Jackie... Will they ever get their shit together?
i love this! i thought you might too!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Thoughts? Opinions? Ideas for another? Or not!

The Ballad of David Kowalchuk

David Kowalchuk likes boys!
To trick them he offers them toys.
Even though Dave is a dirty old man,
He drives the boys home in his big white van

When they get there he tells them to 'assume the position'.
Then Dave phones his buddy Yarko Petryshyn.
Yarko comes over and puts a stop to this mess, 
And Dave tells Yarko that he's the one he loves best!

Yarko gets scared and drives off in his car.
Dave is now sad and heads out to the bar.
While there he meets an off-duty whore,
who drinks way to much and ends up on the floor.

Dave carries her home and lays her on the bed, 
And starts to make plans for the day they would wed.
Dave calls his brother Ryan and tells him to come by,
but the whore wakes up and hits Dave right in the eye.

She runs away as quick as she can,
And once again Dave is a very lonely man.
So he whips out his moisturizer and tries to have fun,
When Ryan comes in and slaps Dave on the bum!

With shock Daves bowels empty all over the place,
The stench hits Ryan like a blow to the face.
Wallowing and flailing in the putrid soup,
Ryan breathes his last breath as his mouth fills with poop

With his brother now dead and floating down the hall
Dave really has no one else to call.
So he puts on an apron and goes out for a walk,
Though he only makes it half way around the block.

Lying in the street is a dead cat (quite the catch!),
So Dave lights it afire with a well aimed match.
With interest he watches the carcass burn,
And Daves little mind begins to churn.

He glances once more at the cat, now pulpy and charred,
And heads on over to the nearby graveyard.
He wanders about and goes into a tomb,
For in it's the body he wants to exhume.

For hours and hours he pries at the lid,
Then finally the coffin begins to skid.
With a creak and a groan the casket breaks free,
And Dave stumbles up from under the debris.

As the dust clears he finds what he seeks,
After so many years the body just reeks!
With the cracking of bones Dave picks it up,
And gets it home without any trouble (what luck!)

He arranges a wonderful dinner for two,
With wine and cheese and a lovely beef stew.
Dave eats both the portions and downs all the wine,
Then lies with the corpse as their bodies intertwine.

After just a few seconds Dave gets rather excited,
When he hears a knock at the door which is quite uninvited.
The knock instantly causes his excitement to decrease,
All the more so when he finds out it's the police.

The cops walk inside and see two people dead,
And when asked Daves face goes a dark shade of red.
They take him to jail where he's locked away,
Never again to see the light of day.

The Grand Hurray



Welcome to the opening ceremonies of the Dab's newest, and only true ongoing segment.

For those of you who had missed the disclaimer before this, The SnackTime Review will feature both Nyk and I reviewing various snack foods over video podcasts. These will most likely usually be under some influence.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

lychee martinis

I really really like, Martha Stewart.............
I seriously would not ever be part of her studio audience for fear of ruining my idea of her.


Martha plays rap music all the time, coz she loves rap music and she thinks it's very expressive.

Frenchypoo


Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

You might as well go here and watch the rest of them if you loved this thing as much as i did.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Ughhh?!?!

so... ryan introduced me to this clip a year ago and i stumbled upon it today.
its fucking with my mind so i thought i should share the with you.
its from a film called 8 1/2


Cobrasnake tonight!!! i will be way too drunk for this. i hope i dont get kicked out this time. "cough (jeanine)", what? who? me?

Friday, November 7, 2008

Happy Trails

Some of my favorite moments of Mr. Bush's Presidency

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Finally

I know not many people are familiar with Dan. What i do know is that Stefan and I have been wanting to see this for a while now, and i finally thought to look it up on YouTube. I hope you all shit yourselves with laughter.

Enjoy.

two scenes from the best movie alive




Ranna Walker has sent you a private message on Flixter

Look what i get to play for homework! Its 19C right now

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Its Like Drugs... You Just Keep on Doing Them

he was bad his first time... who knew? i would love to see this band live.
i am glad there is no longer any racism in America.
im on drugs.
WHOS BATHROOM IS THIS? WHOS BATHROOM IS THIS? WHOS
BATHROOM IS THIS? WHOS BATHROOM IS THIS?

hope. change. done.

i want my

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

HEY GUYS

ONE MO

did you know?

that i can read things on russian silent cinema for three hours and not take any of it in?
instead enjoy half a pack of trident white?
and candy cane tea?
and shit?
and die?
and pie.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008


OH NO!

Shtep away from zee bike...

If you like seeing girls getting completely destroyed by Nicholas Cage....
ENJOY!



Happy Halloween Kiddies

Thursday, October 30, 2008

eepeecray

i just started watch Tru Blood the tv show from HBO. about vampires and sexi and gross-stuff and pshycis.
and ANNA PAQUIN IS IN IT!!!! these are the main titles they are worth the 1:31 of your time.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

More lessons from the champ


So...its got a lot from the last video, but with extended scenes, such as the favourite "dont you ever...do this".

Tobacco

Apparently the dude from Black Moth Super Rainbow has his own shit, and its pretty cool.
Heres his video done by that anti-smoking truth guy.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Every Night in My Dreams...



Wtf my parents went to Celine Dion tonight and forgot to pick me up from university, and when i called them i think my mom was crying. Any way i walked over so daria could give me a lift home and i sat and listened to celine for a while.
1) I didnt know my parents liked or listened to Ms. Dion
2) i think alot of people hate Celine Dion
3) She has talent (Fuck the haters) she had the voice of an Angel, while i was sitting there it felt like some kind of sweet cherub was massaging my ears with magic and mystery (thats a good thing)
any way, i have never seen so many grown men with tears in there eyes.

(is this post as awkward for you, as it is for me?)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

DIRTIEST GINA EVER!!!

its 12:39, i just got a haircut, last night was a crazy pants we all have cigarette burn-blood-oath kind of scars from being crazy, im at the Fyxxxxxx having a bagel and watching funny videos with DJ OC, HOLLLAAA! We stumbled on this killa video

Thursday, October 23, 2008

How high will you go?

What the master says goes.

The greatest most beautiful man who once was alive, this is infact this first documentation ever made on him.... He will either roll in his grave or smile and chuckle to himself. We should all take a moment and remember the great Christopher Wallace. For he was the one who compelled us to sip champagne when we were thirstay, and call our significant male other Big Poppa, and to lastly, live for the funk and die for the funk. Mr. Wallace, your words did hypnotize me and for that I thank you.

happy october 23rd everyone. have a great dane!

tinski tried to get me into this. its how he keeps his figure.

Monday, October 20, 2008

I had a test today. 5 out of 6.

quote from Nicholas Saturnino, grade 9.

"love in precipitation"....ya we'll see about that title once i'm through with things

FINISHED FINALLY! i love playing.





those boys'll eat anything

Re-Cap on the weekend!!!!
Thursday - readymix? did i throw up?
Friday - Shrooms at Carlos and Murphy's, it was weird but i still had fun
Saturday - W. (it was bad and i officially dont like Oliver Stone), Zoo parking lot (obviously),
Hifi (fun), stupid mom falls into a puddle, we laughed, fight ensues with meat heads (not fun).
Sunday - i wore pajamas and got really baked in "The Van" it was beautiful. I highly recommend it... get it? ...dad joke sorry.  

The only thing i love more than bhangra or Bollywood is Natalie Portman.
i dont care if you dont like her... you can go eat a bag of dicks!!!
Devendra Banhart - Carmensita

and another


A secret cartoon created by Tim and Eric. I just want to hold hands with Tim and Eric. Tim and Eric. Eric. Eric. Tim and Eric. I have a huge Tim and Eriction.

Secret Show?



what the fuck! theres been an online tim and eric show going on for awhile now, and we've all been blind to it!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

stay fit and have fun

what i want to be for halloweens


i posted this on my blog but no one reads that and it deserves to be mentioned. its the new MGMT video
MGMT-The Youth
Directed by Eric Warheim of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

a fine Sunday viewing

Thursday, October 16, 2008

HIYA!



i made this today
possibly the worst piece of animation the world has ever seen. By god I want to kill myself on a rooftop and then hopefully the wind will pick up my dead body and roll it off the building.
i never want to animate anything ever again. EVER again. EVER again. Is that to much to ask? I want to smash every computer I see. And then cry.
On a lighter note I ate some lemon loaf with blueberries in it today. it was delightful. And applied for some jobs. 7 to be exact!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Fuck You, Cadanda!



Lowest voter turn out in Canadian history. Congratulations motherfuckers, now my schooling's budgets are cut, and i have to continue hiding my rolling papers.

I blame our kin, the underachievers. Motherfucking artsy assholes are too cool to vote.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Apologies for the Run-On Sentence

So, I'm trying to sleep on the one and only graphic design futon as a result of an evening featuring lack of sleep and turkey farts, when a bunch of first year girls are suddenly irrationally inclined to set up their 10 AM lunch camp around my unconscious corpse covered in history notes (history keeps you warm).
I should be studying for that history test i have in 2 hours....but(t) fuck! Honestly. Who does that? Do those girls really need their fucking lunch spot so bad that they have to crowd me as i let my thought synapses connect within my slumber? And who the fuck needs to meet up with 3 of their annoying fellow female friends at 10 AM at the futon by the elevator to eat? What would be worse is if they don't eat lunch, because food is a necessity. Sitting around me and cackling about school work, or studying is punishable by crazy mad blogging, or mustard gas.
That was possibly the worst waking up situation I've ever been in. I have been sleeping on that fucking futon since those girls were pissing their pants in grade 12, or higher. Actually, chances are they're older than me, so i hope they go through menopause and never have children.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

And now for my latest basket of TUNES!!!

alot of people hate Mondays... 
Me personally, i hate Tuesday, they are long and boring and drawn out.
i know its wednesday technically, and in celebration i want to share some of the things that make me happy when i feel like drowning myself.

this video is amazing, its like a beach party, for your mind on drugs!

-El Guincho - Palmitos Park

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Now that i'm older

This shit has only gotten better


Monday, October 6, 2008

Cool and Minty



Whilst preposterously under the influence, Nyk and I have raised the notion of beginning to giddily review snack foods (in podcast form). Probably most usually from Seven Eleven. The establishment is both suited by location and affordability. Ram your knob to the Dab for updates.

All for? All against? Abstentions?

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Surprise!!!

this might turn out to be the best day ever! The annual celebration of Jordan's birth, MSTRKRFT,  and all the Sweet Pals reunite to cause some heavy damage! i wonder what kind of debauchery and hijinks will come of this. Ive heard rumors of some mustaches already... whatever it is, be sure The Daily Dab will be there to give full coverage on the night.




Monday, September 29, 2008

*URGENT*

This startling video reveals a hidden truth about modern society.  Shot on location in New York, the film chronicles the life of world-renowned ventriloquist Tyler Kibsey.  Some of the highlights of this video include:

* astounding performances by Steve Buscemi as Tyler, and 
Sarah Michelle Gellar as the ventriloquists doll
* unrivaled voiceover work by Mary Tyler Moore

Friday, September 26, 2008

Don't you hate when you catch your nuts in your zipper?


I don't know why clothing is throwing parties, but this commersch is real good and nice.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

FUCK




1 year and 3/4ths of a month in, and i've been defeated by the Graphic Design program. I'm eternally behind. I've truly fucked myself over and handed in possibly the worst piece of work/shit i have ever done.
In other news. Its Christopher Reeve's, Will Smith's, and Fletcher Christian's birthday today. Congrats on once escaping the mandible claw of your respective mothers' vulva'a (vulvae?).