OH NO!

Shtep away from zee bike...

If you like seeing girls getting completely destroyed by Nicholas Cage....
ENJOY!



Happy Halloween Kiddies

eepeecray

i just started watch Tru Blood the tv show from HBO. about vampires and sexi and gross-stuff and pshycis.
and ANNA PAQUIN IS IN IT!!!! these are the main titles they are worth the 1:31 of your time.

More lessons from the champ

So...its got a lot from the last video, but with extended scenes, such as the favourite "dont you ever...do this".

Tobacco

Apparently the dude from Black Moth Super Rainbow has his own shit, and its pretty cool.
Heres his video done by that anti-smoking truth guy.

Every Night in My Dreams...

Wtf my parents went to Celine Dion tonight and forgot to pick me up from university, and when i called them i think my mom was crying. Any way i walked over so daria could give me a lift home and i sat and listened to celine for a while.
1) I didnt know my parents liked or listened to Ms. Dion
2) i think alot of people hate Celine Dion
3) She has talent (Fuck the haters) she had the voice of an Angel, while i was sitting there it felt like some kind of sweet cherub was massaging my ears with magic and mystery (thats a good thing)
any way, i have never seen so many grown men with tears in there eyes.

(is this post as awkward for you, as it is for me?)

more stoned pleasentries

for yr sunday viewing enjoyment...

here's to your fantasies
everyone have a wonderful day

DIRTIEST GINA EVER!!!

its 12:39, i just got a haircut, last night was a crazy pants we all have cigarette burn-blood-oath kind of scars from being crazy, im at the Fyxxxxxx having a bagel and watching funny videos with DJ OC, HOLLLAAA! We stumbled on this killa video

JEAN NIPON "Lost In Music"
by Institubes

How high will you go?

What the master says goes.

The greatest most beautiful man who once was alive, this is infact this first documentation ever made on him.... He will either roll in his grave or smile and chuckle to himself. We should all take a moment and remember the great Christopher Wallace. For he was the one who compelled us to sip champagne when we were thirstay, and call our significant male other Big Poppa, and to lastly, live for the funk and die for the funk. Mr. Wallace, your words did hypnotize me and for that I thank you.

happy october 23rd everyone. have a great dane!

tinski tried to get me into this. its how he keeps his figure.

I had a test today. 5 out of 6.

quote from Nicholas Saturnino, grade 9.

"love in precipitation"....ya we'll see about that title once i'm through with things

FINISHED FINALLY! i love playing.

those boys'll eat anything

Re-Cap on the weekend!!!!

Thursday - readymix? did i throw up?

Friday - Shrooms at Carlos and Murphy's, it was weird but i still had fun

Saturday - W. (it was bad and i officially dont like Oliver Stone), Zoo parking lot (obviously),

Hifi (fun), stupid mom falls into a puddle, we laughed, fight ensues with meat heads (not fun).

Sunday - i wore pajamas and got really baked in "The Van" it was beautiful. I highly recommend it... get it? ...dad joke sorry.  

The only thing i love more than bhangra or Bollywood is Natalie Portman.

i dont care if you dont like her... you can go eat a bag of dicks!!!

Devendra Banhart - Carmensita

and another

Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips

A secret cartoon created by Tim and Eric. I just want to hold hands with Tim and Eric. Tim and Eric. Eric. Eric. Tim and Eric. I have a huge Tim and Eriction.

Secret Show?

what the fuck! theres been an online tim and eric show going on for awhile now, and we've all been blind to it!

stay fit and have fun

what i want to be for halloweens


i posted this on my blog but no one reads that and it deserves to be mentioned. its the new MGMT video
MGMT-The Youth
Directed by Eric Warheim of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

a fine Sunday viewing

HIYA!

i made this today
possibly the worst piece of animation the world has ever seen. By god I want to kill myself on a rooftop and then hopefully the wind will pick up my dead body and roll it off the building.
i never want to animate anything ever again. EVER again. EVER again. Is that to much to ask? I want to smash every computer I see. And then cry.
On a lighter note I ate some lemon loaf with blueberries in it today. it was delightful. And applied for some jobs. 7 to be exact!

Fuck You, Cadanda!

Lowest voter turn out in Canadian history. Congratulations motherfuckers, now my schooling's budgets are cut, and i have to continue hiding my rolling papers.

I blame our kin, the underachievers. Motherfucking artsy assholes are too cool to vote.

Apologies for the Run-On Sentence

So, I'm trying to sleep on the one and only graphic design futon as a result of an evening featuring lack of sleep and turkey farts, when a bunch of first year girls are suddenly irrationally inclined to set up their 10 AM lunch camp around my unconscious corpse covered in history notes (history keeps you warm).
I should be studying for that history test i have in 2 hours....but(t) fuck! Honestly. Who does that? Do those girls really need their fucking lunch spot so bad that they have to crowd me as i let my thought synapses connect within my slumber? And who the fuck needs to meet up with 3 of their annoying fellow female friends at 10 AM at the futon by the elevator to eat? What would be worse is if they don't eat lunch, because food is a necessity. Sitting around me and cackling about school work, or studying is punishable by crazy mad blogging, or mustard gas.
That was possibly the worst waking up situation I've ever been in. I have been sleeping on that fucking futon since those girls were pissing their pants in grade 12, or higher. Actually, chances are they're older than me, so i hope they go through menopause and never have children.

And now for my latest basket of TUNES!!!

alot of people hate Mondays... 

Me personally, i hate Tuesday, they are long and boring and drawn out.

i know its wednesday technically, and in celebration i want to share some of the things that make me happy when i feel like drowning myself.

i love dirty limericks... i mean, how can you not?

this video is amazing, its like a beach party, for your mind on drugs!

-El Guincho - Palmitos Park

Now that i'm older

This shit has only gotten better

Cool and Minty

Whilst preposterously under the influence, Nyk and I have raised the notion of beginning to giddily review snack foods (in podcast form). Probably most usually from Seven Eleven. The establishment is both suited by location and affordability. Ram your knob to the Dab for updates.

All for? All against? Abstentions?

ChipChip

Surprise!!!

this might turn out to be the best day ever! The annual celebration of Jordan's birth, MSTRKRFT,  and all the Sweet Pals reunite to cause some heavy damage! i wonder what kind of debauchery and hijinks will come of this. Ive heard rumors of some mustaches already... whatever it is, be sure The Daily Dab will be there to give full coverage on the night.