random hindi lesson #1

thanks to gina's pleading, here is your first random hindi lesson

aapka nam kia hay?
(what is your name)

aapse milkar bahoot kooshie huie?
(pleased to meet you)

mera pet garam hai
(my stomach is hot/spicy)

JAI MATA JEE!!
(like "cheers", but closer to "dai boje")
-you can also yell this in a fit of fury going into battle, before one climax's, or if youre watching an india/pakistan cricket match and what you all should yell in my honor next time dave buys a round at lo pub or you smoke a giant bowl in the vaan

madachode!!
(motherfucker)

dadachode
(fatherfucker!)

and the most serious and offensive of all...
bahainchode
(sisterfucker!)

and cass' favorite saying
aapka nam kushie hui, garam hai
(what your name good is spicy?)