My job so far is pretty good. There are some weird people that work with me though. First there is this really hot chick. Supermodel wannabe type and dumb as shit, ha! Constantly fixing her hair and putting on makeup. She never thinks about others (very self centered!) I think the only reason she's kept around is that she can suck a mean dick...
Then there's this other chick who is the exact opposite. She's gotta be one of the smartest people I've met in a long time. Her career opportunities are endless, yet here she is, with us. Only thing is I don't think she showers, or shaves for that matter. I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian...(not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Finally there's one guy who gets baked before he comes to work, during break, and after work. He's definitely permafried. He's only 22 but dresses like he's from the 60's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at the HUGE FUCKING DOG! This thing walks around 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops for snacks.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
2 comments:
nice assscot
I think this is you're crowning dab achievement Tinki
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