an(other) occaisional anti-joke - brought to you by speedstick

Q: What would someone like you end up with if, say, for the sake of argument (or more accurately--for the sake of this particular joke), that you were a scientist working in the field of experimental bio-engineering, and you made an erstwhile effort to genetically cross JFK with KFC?

A: All of our best data indicates unequivocally that you would get John Fitzgerald Chicken.