I am giving a Dab Man of the Week to George Clooney because he looked fucking rad as a young dude and had to say this when asked if he would ever run for office:
"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth. (A savvy political figure) would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan: 'I drank the bong water.' "
He's also doing some humanitarian work down in Sudan. Good job, GC.
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