Another Great Man of DAB

Rob Schneider...

...just kidding

have a wonderful sunday courtesy of the Dab

Great Men of Dab: Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis has proven to become one of the greatest comedians in recent history.



Born October first 1969, Zacharius Knight Galifianakis graced Wilkesboro, North Carolina with his Greek comedic prowess and kaufman-esque routines. Zach moved to New York City after failing his final College class by one point. He began preforming behind a hamburger palace in Times Square. He began acting as a stoner in short lived sitcom "Boston Common", and other characters in such films as "Out Cold", "Corky Romano", "Bubble Boy". He then was blessed with a talk show on VH1 called "Late World with Zach. Then it got cancelled and his humor changed almost entirely into forms of self amusement. The man can take a stage and create a stand up routine out of nothing, with his beautiful akwardness and impeccable delivery.

Zach has also appeared in his own creation: Dog Bites Man (as Alan Finger), as well as the Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as head of the Gravy Robbers and the Snuggler, Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love", Kanye West's video for "Can't Tell Me Nothin", his internet talk show "Between Two Ferns", and my erections.

The man's demeanor is golden. He is a sarcastic defeatists god, and he now has reserved his deserved place in the Hall of Great Men of Dab.

That movie also looks fuckin brilliant.




You can see Zach in Visioneers on November 1st in the USA.

Monkeys rule the earth

so....i dont think any of you understand the severity of this sitchation. first they just throw shit at eachother and piss on graves. next thing you know they're flying down roads on Honda Z50's bumpin banghra beats. the end is near people!

Fight for what is write and pie.

I'm sitting in economics class reviewing and some body mentioned that they are left handed. I had no idea these sort of people even lived in Winnipeg. I had heard of them but I didn't expect to run into one through the course of the day. This site really opened my eyes and showed me that I am right to be afraid of these 'lefties'. Could you imagine even going to school with a person who is left handed? What is the world coming to? I bet these people have something to do with the poor state of the economy too, and hurricane katrina and what ever else bad has happened to the former* US of A.


*Correction: I jumped the gun on that one a bit i guess.

i just want it to be summer again

... is that to much to ask for?

Another great man brought to you by the DAB

Michael Showalter born June 17, 1970 is an American comedian, actor, writer and director. He has had many hit tv shows for MTV such as You wrote it, you watch it hosted by Jon Stewart and The State. He also co-wrote and stared in the classic Wet Hot American Summer.

Michael is currently the host of the Michael Showalter Showalter, an orignal for the internet show on collegehumor.com. He's had many guests such as Zach Galifianakis, David Cross, Paul Rudd,Andy Samberg, Michael Cera, and Mike Birbiglia. He also tours with his stand-up comedy act. Michael is soon to team up with Michael Ian Black, his frequent collaborator for a show on comedy central called Michael and MIchael have issues.

moral of the story. I shall not persue a carreer in biography writing.
watch a sample of his shit.

ALIENS ATTACK EDMONTON

wouldja look at that? its bright as day!

Royorbison

The Daily Dab is proud to present to you a look at one of the greatest men ever...

Roy Kelton Orbison (April 23, 1936 – December 6, 1988), nicknamed "The Big O," was an influential Grammy Award-winning American singer-songwriter, guitarist and a pioneer of rock and roll whose recording career spanned more than four decades. Orbison is best known for the songs, "Ooby Dooby," "Only the Lonely," "In Dreams," "Oh, Pretty Woman," "Crying," "Running Scared," "You Got It". He was known for his smooth tenor voice, which could jump three octaves with little trouble. He was rarely seen on stage without his trademark black sunglasses. In 1987, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and in 1989, he was posthumously inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame

Bob Dylan, later a band mate of Orbison's in the Traveling Wilburys, wrote "Orbison … transcended all the genres. … With Roy, you didn't know if you were listening to mariachi or opera. He kept you on your toes. … [He sang] his compositions in three or four octaves that made you want to drive your car over a cliff. He sang like a professional criminal. (yea bitch)… His voice could jar a corpse, always leave you muttering to yourself something like, 'Man, I don't believe it'. His songs had songs within songs. Orbison was deadly serious–no pollywog and no fledgling juvenile. There wasn't anything else on the radio like him". Dylan was also quoted as saying "Roy was an opera singer. He had the greatest voice."

grrrass

some sweet guy told me about htis

Creole!

my two favourite funny ladies

Im Kenny Rogers... and thats alot of Milk!!

ok i know this video is old but its still hilarious. This goes out to Chantal, because its her berfday tomorrow. and because i know how much she loves the fake vomiting game we play. For all of you who dont know this game... ask your parents.

I'm having a baby! I'm having a baby!

SNEG

I wish i could be as cool as this guy. He was Trey Parker and Matt Stone's teacher for the skeulz.



ALSO my christmas list consists of one thing and one thing only:


the yellow porsche 911 turbo.
Tinky now that you are in the monies what do you think about buying it for me?

Did you know...?

That Ryan O'Conner has a vlog!??!



haha don't actually watch the whole thing cuz its boooring but the first 30 seconds is funnnnny

guess who got a job?

OH COD!

I love you SANTA

Santas' coming to town tommorow. And I hope he doesnt throw fish guts on me (simpsons anyone)

this video was directed/shot by this dude from toronto who is EIGHTEEN. and never had any formal training in anythin

They have a band called kitty litter, i was like "Lesbians"!

Debra and Jackie... Will they ever get their shit together?
i love this! i thought you might too!!

Spiritual Studies

this is rock & roll

AHA! Familiprix

Thoughts? Opinions? Ideas for another? Or not!

The Ballad of David Kowalchuk

David Kowalchuk likes boys!

To trick them he offers them toys.

Even though Dave is a dirty old man,

He drives the boys home in his big white van

When they get there he tells them to 'assume the position'.

Then Dave phones his buddy Yarko Petryshyn.

Yarko comes over and puts a stop to this mess, 

And Dave tells Yarko that he's the one he loves best!

Yarko gets scared and drives off in his car.

Dave is now sad and heads out to the bar.

While there he meets an off-duty whore,

who drinks way to much and ends up on the floor.

Dave carries her home and lays her on the bed, 

And starts to make plans for the day they would wed.

Dave calls his brother Ryan and tells him to come by,

but the whore wakes up and hits Dave right in the eye.

She runs away as quick as she can,

And once again Dave is a very lonely man.

So he whips out his moisturizer and tries to have fun,

When Ryan comes in and slaps Dave on the bum!

With shock Daves bowels empty all over the place,

The stench hits Ryan like a blow to the face.

Wallowing and flailing in the putrid soup,

Ryan breathes his last breath as his mouth fills with poop

With his brother now dead and floating down the hall

Dave really has no one else to call.

So he puts on an apron and goes out for a walk,

Though he only makes it half way around the block.

Lying in the street is a dead cat (quite the catch!),

So Dave lights it afire with a well aimed match.

With interest he watches the carcass burn,

And Daves little mind begins to churn.

He glances once more at the cat, now pulpy and charred,

And heads on over to the nearby graveyard.

He wanders about and goes into a tomb,

For in it's the body he wants to exhume.

For hours and hours he pries at the lid,

Then finally the coffin begins to skid.

With a creak and a groan the casket breaks free,

And Dave stumbles up from under the debris.

As the dust clears he finds what he seeks,

After so many years the body just reeks!

With the cracking of bones Dave picks it up,

And gets it home without any trouble (what luck!)

He arranges a wonderful dinner for two,

With wine and cheese and a lovely beef stew.

Dave eats both the portions and downs all the wine,

Then lies with the corpse as their bodies intertwine.

After just a few seconds Dave gets rather excited,

When he hears a knock at the door which is quite uninvited.

The knock instantly causes his excitement to decrease,

All the more so when he finds out it's the police.

The cops walk inside and see two people dead,

And when asked Daves face goes a dark shade of red.

They take him to jail where he's locked away,

Never again to see the light of day.

The Grand Hurray

Welcome to the opening ceremonies of the Dab's newest, and only true ongoing segment.

For those of you who had missed the disclaimer before this, The SnackTime Review will feature both Nyk and I reviewing various snack foods over video podcasts. These will most likely usually be under some influence.

lychee martinis

I really really like, Martha Stewart.............
I seriously would not ever be part of her studio audience for fear of ruining my idea of her.


Martha plays rap music all the time, coz she loves rap music and she thinks it's very expressive.

Frenchypoo

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

You might as well go here and watch the rest of them if you loved this thing as much as i did.

Ughhh?!?!

so... ryan introduced me to this clip a year ago and i stumbled upon it today.
its fucking with my mind so i thought i should share the with you.
its from a film called 8 1/2


Cobrasnake tonight!!! i will be way too drunk for this. i hope i dont get kicked out this time. "cough (jeanine)", what? who? me?

Happy Trails

Some of my favorite moments of Mr. Bush's Presidency

Finally

I know not many people are familiar with Dan. What i do know is that Stefan and I have been wanting to see this for a while now, and i finally thought to look it up on YouTube. I hope you all shit yourselves with laughter.

Enjoy.

two scenes from the best movie alive

Ranna Walker has sent you a private message on Flixter

Look what i get to play for homework! Its 19C right now

Its Like Drugs... You Just Keep on Doing Them

he was bad his first time... who knew? i would love to see this band live.

i am glad there is no longer any racism in America.

im on drugs.

WHOS BATHROOM IS THIS? WHOS BATHROOM IS THIS? WHOS

BATHROOM IS THIS? WHOS BATHROOM IS THIS?

hope. change. done.

i want my

HEY GUYS

ONE MO

did you know?

that i can read things on russian silent cinema for three hours and not take any of it in?
instead enjoy half a pack of trident white?
and candy cane tea?
and shit?
and die?
and pie.

Put The Fire Back

happy dalight sabviungs