happy christmas all

i love you ALLLLLLL!!!!

Dab Christmas Special

saturday night special

the results of tinski and i's sensualk night in together

THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!

the most independent indie rocker

wednesday special

the rizza and the keys

im pretty sure this rules

Greatest MMA Mistmatch

Fulton vs. Bullock is a good example of a fight that never should have happened. Fulton was a 200-pound brawler who had already been in dozens of fights. Bullock was a 170-pound taekwondo instructor who had no experience at all in MMA. Just 44 seconds into the bout, Fulton picked Bullock up, slammed him to the canvas, and badly hurt him.

To Fulton's credit, he realized immediately -- before the referee did -- that Bullock was hurt, and he stopped at once. He also checked on Bullock to see if he was OK, and he didn't engage in any kind of post-fight celebration. Fulton showed a lot of class.

Fortunately, although Bullock suffered a back injury, he reportedly made a full recovery and went back to teaching taekwondo. He never had another MMA fight, though.

HELLO

GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!!

Bruce Vilanch

Ok, so I know that we have agreed that Bruce Vilanch would play Balan in 'The Movie of Our Lives'. The thing is, I never really had a good idea of what he looked like. My dear God, did I ever have a shock when I Wikipedia'd him! Wow, it's Balan to a t. Enjoy...

WHOOOPEEEEE

intervention

this was so weird

for all of you "twilighters" out thurr

the second one is actually SOO FUNNY!!!

i actually like jimmy F, so fuck you.

... just because

WATCH THIS

From Street Boners and TV Carnage, Gavin McInnes' new film..... are Women hornier then men?

Theres lots of nudity.

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/street-carnage-films-the-funniest-video-ever-madeb/

Did I post this already?

More Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Get On My Horse! It's Amazing!

artie is the shit

at mr kopansky's request

Rishikesh express and other fables

We wandered to the beach, to smoke hash on the rocks. We were harassed by two aging and aged women in saris trying to sell us river-water-candle-floral things, but we had no small change to purchse them.

Once the clueless women realized they were not getting our money, they left and we enjoyed our hash, facing the vast mountains past the river. We lay in the sand, as a result of enjoying our hash.

A man-with-donkey was nearby to our right on this very beach. He was silent, and washed his face in the river. The man-with-donkey started to leave the beach. The donkey paused in front of us peacefully, delaying its owner.

The donkey proceeded to take a massive shit in the sand, both mine and stef's feet pointing in it's direction as if to use its heat to warm them. The man then walked towrds the shit, but stopped at the donkey's mid-section, fastened with large grain holsters. The man re-adjusted a stick he was holding to fit into the grain, and patted down the grain round it nicely to stabilize the stick. Without a word, he walked his ass into the day's lukewarm sun. A fine India welcome

AINOUS

NEED TO SEE THIS NOW PLAESE!

Curious George

eatin' out

Name That Animal Penis!

From Seth McFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Uncensored)

A Sad Day

Well, the beloved plants that were prospering in my room have been destroyed. After their transfer from distant Gimli there was concern that they would perish due to the stress of transport. However they persevered and grew quite well. Today, Ray found them and flushed them down the toilet. Sad...

There's always next time!

random hindi lesson #1

thanks to gina's pleading, here is your first random hindi lesson

aapka nam kia hay?
(what is your name)

aapse milkar bahoot kooshie huie?
(pleased to meet you)

mera pet garam hai
(my stomach is hot/spicy)

JAI MATA JEE!!
(like "cheers", but closer to "dai boje")
-you can also yell this in a fit of fury going into battle, before one climax's, or if youre watching an india/pakistan cricket match and what you all should yell in my honor next time dave buys a round at lo pub or you smoke a giant bowl in the vaan

madachode!!
(motherfucker)

dadachode
(fatherfucker!)

and the most serious and offensive of all...
bahainchode
(sisterfucker!)

and cass' favorite saying
aapka nam kushie hui, garam hai
(what your name good is spicy?)

I can afford this

Ok, ignore the fact that I found this on perezhilton first, and then second tell me how many tickets i should get us.

GREENTEAM!!

this gave me a murder boner

Green Team from Will Ferrell

Lets do it

Christmas Presents!!!

PARO is an advanced interactive robot developed by AIST, a leading Japanese industrial automation pioneer. It allows the documented benefits of animal therapy to be administered to patients in environments such as hospitals and extended care facilities where live animals present treatment or logistical difficulties.

Paro has five kinds of sensors: tactile, light, audition, temperature, and posture sensors, with which it can perceive people and its environment. He feels being stroked and beaten by tactile sensor, or being held by the posture sensor. Paro can also recognize the direction of voice and words such as its name, greetings, and praise with its audio sensor.

I discovered this in a teachers magazine at Bryn's house.

An inspirational story

PLEASE WATCH HER STORY

http://www.3pidemic.com/player/?r=0&id=4

This, is Sophie McInnes

"No more dip? thats fucking gay!"

this confederate flag waiving idiot is hilarious. what a stupid fuck. but i guess if my president was banning the one thing that keeps me from lighting myself on fire and drowning myself in a shallow bowl of my own urine I might be this angry as well!

ALSO COME SEE MY SHOW IT OPENS TOMORROW ITS REALLY FUNNY!! ITS CALLED SPEECH AND DEBATE!!
that is all!

youtube Sunday

If you can figure out how i got from one video to the next, ill have sex with you for free.




The key is Justin Timberlake.

something funny

So i've spent my day in my undies watching youtube clips and masterbating. Hurray for life.

So if you guys didn't know, recently Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips had this online feud with the duder from Arcade Fire. So...like...this is funny.

lets post our lives away, pals

oh

This blog still exists?

i think this prop 8 stuff is old, but this was funny

just to cure those tuesday blues

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black

Chez Tinski

This is a roadside restaurant on the road to Sikar from Jaipur. A Nazi haven interestingly enough!!!


...just kidding, the swastika is actually an age old (dated back 3000 years or so) Vedic (old Hindu) cross or religious symbol. It was adopted (stolen) by the Hitler nd the Nazi's as their logo in the 20's. Right tinski?? It's funny cause you see it everywhere here in India, but its just a traditional cross, just freaky seeing it so much. And of course when I saw it I could only help but think of our whacky pal, the Tin-man. This is where I imagine he would most of his meals in India.

New September

I don't appreciate panda bear that much.
For some reason I'm excited for those who enjoy him.
Couple live songs in New September.

Crazy

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Oh Cod!

So this guy has infinite time on his hands. Follow his twitter!

Google logo: is it an unexplained phenomenon?

September 5, 1:32 AMUsing Computers ExaminerHarold Nolte

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Google trending topics right now show two of the top ten trends as #1 unexplained phenomenon and #6 "top 10 unexplained phenomena." And the Google logo today seems to go right along with that topic.

The logo represents "unexplained phenomena" like UFOs. Because of the logo, a chicken-egg question naturally arises: is it a coincedence that the logo today represents unexplained phenomena, or are people searching for unexplained phenomena because of the logo?

Whatever the answer is, more information is available about this topic. See the top 10 unexplained phenomena here. Interesting and eerie at the same time.

Follow me on Twitter @mr_nolte

Lots of Google logos

How to search for a job: 1) make sign, 2) hit the streets, 3) get on Twitter.

More articles by Harold Nolte

How retweets (RTs) will look when they are integrated into Twitter

Caution: Erin Andrews video may be malware site

Firefox's new version 3.5 has a critical security problem It has been fixed in version 3.5.1

See the special Google logo for the 40th anniversary of the first manned moon landing

Twitter has fundamental security problems

Twitter's staggering growth in the last year

Try these Windows shortcuts:

Jump around in editors using the CTRL key Jump to sites with .org or .net etc. domains

Go full screen mode with one keystroke Switch between programs without your mouse

Go to new website without using your mouse Default button & focus - you'll be glad to know this

Five different ways to cut, copy, paste Link to a new website in a separate tab with one click

Jump to bookmarked site in new tab with one click Jump in and out of tabs without your mouse

Are you computer savvy? Take the Internet and DOS quizzes

2012

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/#/home

fcuked

Sweet Pals, 2010/2011

were going to Wales.

CLICK HERE TO KNOW WHY/MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER/MEET LOCAL SINGLES

another great man of DAB: Dock Ellis

Dock Ellis was a major league baseball player in the later 60's and 70's. He had a pretty good career including a 19 win season in '71 but is best known for the no-hitter he tossed a year earlier. Ellis pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres on June 12, 1970 despite being, as he would claim in 1984, under the influence of LSD throughout the course of the game. Ellis had been visiting friends in Los Angeles under the impression he had the day off and was still high when his girlfriend told him he had to pitch a game against the Padres that night. Ellis boarded a shuttle flight to the ballpark and threw a no-hitter despite not being able to feel the ball or clearly see the batter or catcher. Ellis claims catcher Jerry May wore reflective tape on his fingers which helped Ellis to see his target. Ellis walked eight, struck out six, and was aided by excellent fielding plays by second baseman Bill Mazeroski and center fielder Matty Alou. During the game, Ellis is reported to have commented to his teammates on the bench between innings that he was pitching a no-hitter, despite the superstition that discourages mentioning a no-hitter while it is in progress. Because the no-hitter was the first game of a double header, Ellis was forced to keep track of the pitch count for the night game.

As Ellis recounted it:

"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."

cool new music on the internet

SEE IT HERE

David In Harlem

I had no idea this was on my camera! I think Luch took it, ha! Dave performed similar musical feats quite regularly for the entire length of the trip.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The recession effects us all

Batman Garage Sale with Adam West from Adam West

The Real Aphex Twin

Japanese Cheese Commercial (remix)

omg so kuuutteee

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Diddy sucks!!!! But The beasties rule. They should do their old stuff more often. Also, MCA has some kind of cancer in his throat, but it wont affect his vocal chords and hes going for surgeries soon and will be okay!!! Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!

phew

actually, nevermind that last post. Turns out its because for some reason our blog has been detected by the site as a spam site. But because i responded to the internets, they know there's people here. There is life on Dab, and it is beautiful. All hail the Daily Dab.

What the fuck is this violation bullshit

Is anyone reading this before you post?:

"This blog has been locked due to possible Blogger Terms of Service violations. You may not publish new posts until your blog is reviewed and unlocked.

This blog will be deleted within 20 days unless you request a review."

Are there 20 days before the Dab is gone?

oh god. if that is going to happen, someone needs to take screenshots of every single page of this beautiful machine.

PHRAZES FOR THE YOUNG

the orig cool cat, the big JC is back, and hopefully drunk and nasty and cool again like the old days.

Odd News Clippings

Grass Valley, CA
11:17 p.m. — A woman from the 22000 block of Cottage Hill Drive reported a neighbor’s pig bit her husband in their garage.

Rio Grande, NM
11:01 a.m. — A State Road 76 caller said she wanted a man at her house removed because he was coming over at night and damaging her wall. Police determined the wall damage was caused by the weather.

Lake Oswego, OR
12:26 p.m. A woman identified only as Ruth called police to say she was “stuck in a hole,” according to a police report. Police found she was stuck between a couch and chair and helped her out.

Amherst, NY
A woman reported someone shot at her car on County Road. The patrol determined it had been hit by a Tootsie Roll and no damage was found.

Amherst, NY
A pedestrian on Kings Highway reported a water main break in front of the middle school. There was no break. It was raining.

Amherst, NY
A janitor of a Pineview Drive business called, stating he could only exit out of one door without setting off the alarm, but there are two or three skunks by that door. He said he has no other means out of the building and he can only use the phone at work to dial 9-1-1. He was assisted.

Amherst, NY
A man called from Maple Road to report an encounter he had with a raccoon the previous night. He said the raccoon challenged him.

Grass Valley, CA
A woman called at 10 p.m. from the 11000 block of Mooney Flat Road to report a person was causing an argument and throwing cheese in her eye. A man at the house also called. He sounded as if he had been drinking, and he said a woman was throwing cheese all over the house and his wife was acting “nutso.” The man said the fight was not physical, but a woman could be heard in the background saying, “yes.” A deputy determined the fight was not physical. No arrests were made.

Amherst, NY
A South Union Road resident heard a noise outside and dialed 911. She hung up when she realized it was the newspaper delivery.

Tracy, CA
7:51 a.m.: A man on the 200 block of Ranchero Way reported someone got inside his home through a back screen door, took down his smoke detector and swiped the battery inside it.

this guy just started following me on twitter

And his twitter is pretty kickass. He just tweets about whatever his roommate is doing at all times.

http://twitter.com/shhdontellsteve

I wish Daria cared enough about me to do this.
jk

i am part of a large family: folk fest here we cum!!!

dedicated to all my sweet pals

FOLK FEST 09

Who else is excited to hear this 24/7 for the next 5 days!!?!???

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Folk Fest here we come!

im still mourning is it weird

this song isnt that good, but this video is really creepy so it makes up for it.

... probably 2 of the best pop song writers of ALL TIME!!

FOLK FEST IS IN 1 DAY AND 23 HOURS!!!!!
love
nb

Bird Brained

Porp Velekdyn

JSYK

this sucks man

Billy Mays (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009)



R.I.P. Great Man of Dab

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays

MJ DEAD WTF!!!

oh fuck he died or something?? follow the link - dead mj

on a happier note i reposted the song with vocals its insane
Daddy Party - Panty Palace
take your pants off and stay a while

Well, looks like we're seeing this

The GREATEST FILMMAKER OF ALL TIME has a new movie:



yeah, he did spirited away and totoro. awesome.

brownie time

hahaha

Guide to Electronic Music

i know all my sweet pals would appreciate this.

insane in the membrane

an unreasonably long post about my youtube thursday

Yesterday i spent a good portion of my afternoon watching these specific youtube clips, and then i wafted over to a load of Joe Rogan youtube videos. I am herein inducting Joe Rogan into the Great Men of Dab. Anyway.

First is Jonny fairplay getting his face smashed by Danny Bonaduce at some reality TV awards. I looked up jonny fairplay because i was watching the Zack Galifianakis film "Look who it isn't" when he tears apart Jonny Fairplay who happens to show up to one of his preformances. Actually, how about i visually take you through my Thursday afternoon:

Heres the Galifianakis one


This made me think about what a douche this guy is and how much fun it is to watch a douche in action, even if its aggrivating. I think its fun to hate sometimes. Then i started thinking about what a fucking travesty it is that this crunchy shit ass man guy is making money because people want to watch him be a douche to people. What the fuck man? How does that happen? Its like that guy you fucking hated in high school being richer than you are for being the guy you fucking hated in high school. Heres the clip i found right after i watched the last one, where Danny Bonaduce kicks ass, kinda.


Then i found a video of the aftermath of that great fall in some backstage video. Theres another one where Mr.Fairplay breaks an old lady's camera. Because he's a douche.


From here, on the "Related Videos" part on the right, i saw a video titled "Joe Rogan fights Carlos Mencia. I hate Carlos Mencia. Its 10 minutes, and each minute is worth it, if you know who Carlos Mencia is.


After that moment, i realised how fuckin awesome Joe Rogan is. There is much evidence of this:


Where do we get our hands on DMT?

This ones for the boys in the ground!

If there is no god there is always ukrainians to believe in...

callnowfreenuts

HEY NOW

Stay Crunchy!

This is Ronald Jenkees...Enjoy?

ATTN: PALS

As we now see an increase in "spartan handshakes" and "fish slaps" among men, I would like to see an expansion in the "cheek kiss" movement.

WIKI:
"Cheek kissing is a ritual or social gesture to indicate friendship, perform a greeting, to confer congratulations, to comfort someone, or to show respect."

This act of companionship is common between male-female and female-female relations. In other words, hef probably shouldn't kiss JB.

If you are not comfortable with lip-to-cheek contact, then cheek-to-cheek is a safe alternative as long as it is accompanied by a smooch sound.

See you all soon!

GOLDPANTS

i just saw this on street carnage i thought i might share with you!

we should do this at a sals

Have A Visceral Day

In case you're wondering what we're all doing Tuesday night:

free popcorn and drink night
polo @ 7:40 or 9:45

Will Ferel; Survivorman!

so... I'm tired, hence the lack of pics, links, shit, etc. I've been watching Survivorman with Will Ferrell. He looks old. Watch it, cause it's weird. As is this post. Bleh. G'night!

Put your faith in your sword and your sword in a pole!

Blow em up, put your hand inside

I can't remember who I sang this to yesterday but i think they would make an interesting asset to our sweet pal gang.
I mean come on there more fun than a pillow fight.

How cool is it when the kid does a cartwheel!

Smells like (thing) Spirit

American Spirit

Free Spirit

Summer Spirit is here... get used to it bitch!

Ruth Carr Sings "Come Over"

happy barfdayyy

blehhh
lets get crazy tonight
rock the black dong

Bible Thwompers

So i'm starting a column about crazy religious people. Here's a fun one.

Get yer Montebello Prayer Cross here!

I could not resist

Life Lessons

3FW Rumba with the Spetsnaz

Remember what we learned from this educational material:
- Don't fuck with the Russian special forces
- Record contracts have nothing to do with musical talent
- SAFTEY SUCKS!

This is your brain on Drugs

last night



happy sunday

Hampies

Zach Galifinakis and another HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want a hampster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BILL NIGHY!!!!

i like Tom Green

stef cass tinski and I saw angels and demons...
i was disappointed by the lack of Illuminati

tuesday

dedicated to jordan bailey.
enjoy.
ps enter button now works

BLINK 182! WOWEE!

maaaaaybe with Weezer :)
maaaaaybe with Fall Out Boy :(

August 2 - Winnipeg, MB @ MTS Centre

Skin

Sarah Kane is a playwright from Essex England, her plays have to do with Sodomy, rape, extreme violence, cannibalism, blood horror, love, depression, suicide, fucking, getting fucked, god, fucking god!!! Sarah also a victim of depression and being crazy and shit, in and out of hospitals her whole life... it shows.
This is was a short film she did called SKIN. I hope you like it.

Sarah Kane - Skin - 1995
by Iconographe

... Oh ya, PS after she wrote 4.48 psychosis, she hung herself by her shoe laces in a hospital

But on a lighter note how sweet is an EXTRA day @ folk fest with Elvis Costello, Steven Paige (my lookalike), and DJ Logic!!!

Have a nice day you slut!

the bee's knees

more videos to not have time to watch. fuck i hate not having an enter button

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tinky gets a jon

For Your Health/Disney!

Gang Bang

It is imperative that we see this film.
and then start a gang after. im serius!!!!!!!!!!!

Tee Hee Hee :-P

I wish I felt as good as this little thing does:

Ancient Television: Contradictory Arguments

Here's a good one silly children. It's Monty's Python.



Now can everyone start posting. We're already behind one post a day in this month of mine own birth.

HOLY FUUUUCK