*URGENT*

This startling video reveals a hidden truth about modern society.  Shot on location in New York, the film chronicles the life of world-renowned ventriloquist Tyler Kibsey.  Some of the highlights of this video include:

* astounding performances by Steve Buscemi as Tyler, and 

Sarah Michelle Gellar as the ventriloquists doll

* unrivaled voiceover work by Mary Tyler Moore

i've created a place...

...where we can be our strange selves

Don't you hate when you catch your nuts in your zipper?

I don't know why clothing is throwing parties, but this commersch is real good and nice.

FUCK

1 year and 3/4ths of a month in, and i've been defeated by the Graphic Design program. I'm eternally behind. I've truly fucked myself over and handed in possibly the worst piece of work/shit i have ever done.
In other news. Its Christopher Reeve's, Will Smith's, and Fletcher Christian's birthday today. Congrats on once escaping the mandible claw of your respective mothers' vulva'a (vulvae?).

The Secret to Happiness

Issued by the Lard Information Council

Holy Guacamole

Yes, it is a nice sunny day in toronto, ive slept in from badminton for the 3 time this week, AND slept through the beginning of class today.
I pitched UNCLE to the class today, he was well recieved as a man, but my assignment alas not, i didnt do it right. Oh hwell.

I'm filming a movie about superheros doing-it or not doing-it this weekend i think. I hear Mr.Bill is going to Montreal, i hope he is ready for the terrors of the big city and that he always wears his rape whistle.

we are all made of stars

If that were true i would not be dying from the black lung right now, and would just be living off magic and stardust... but thats not the case. And to top it off i refuse to quit smoking, so its getting worse.

(black lungs)

Today at Universisty, im making a mask with clay for my acting class. i want it to look something like the early silent film actor Eric Campbell, seen below with funny eyebrow and massive facial hair. 

for good measure i thought id throw in a video of what the hadron thingy will do to earth

Accelrate what the fuck?

I can't spell.
The Attack told me about the last post subject today and holy shit scientists are fucked. What if we are alread living in a blackhole and we just don't know it? It all just makes me want to close my eyes and numb my mind with druuuugs and candy and rainbows. Today on the streets a man told me my legs were like those of Tina Turner, he was a gingerkin...That explains it.

This weekend I am hopefully going to be the first sweet pal to ever get near the infamous LINDSEY "THE LESBIAN" LOHAN. Hopefully her girlfriend doesn't stab me or look at me... but whatevs. It's at a dope club, Ultrasupperclub with people in like suits and shit who are all older and "mature"... ya right. There will be red carpet, last year I saw canadian singer/songwriter George, on the red capit.



SUCK IT BRUSSEL SPOOPS



This one looks like they've been puked on. BY ME



love love love love love love love

accelerate your breath

^^click on title for future reading enjoyment^^

THE HADRON ACCELEROTORJR

So apparently this thing is going to end the world... enough power to cause mini black holes and kill maybe not even all of us but everything! thats one point twenty one gigawatts of pure universe/god killing power!!

it started up today... this morning... or what was supposed to be today but now since its already happened? is this the future now or some sort of limbo state... is time out there? are we anything? i'm so bored... im gonna go watch intervention

ps the doc already came up with this time/lord/universe traversing machine...

daved and confused

so sittin here at university with sweet dave while he sits here and is "just being plain old curious".
here are some interesting things:

colorblind
fuckbook
porno

ANNYONG from toronto

soo one sweetpal to another is in toronto.
finally after a vigorous weekend of packing and building the place is somewhat set up and normal. its so fuckin hawt here, i sweat like a filthy monkey everyday, i smell like bailey after a stinky football practise. ive started writing letters to my pals, i miss them dearly but at the same time, am so happy that i will see them at the giving of turkeys time.
going longboard shopping tommroow
have writing for film tommorow
hopefully my black lung will be gone tommorow
love love love love love