...the father of all parties

the day we've all been waiting for, the daily dab is proud to host the party of this yung new year, DADDY PARTY!


hope to see everyone at their best. everyone who cannot make you will be sorely smoothly sweetly missed. dont worry we promise full party coverage over the next couple days. see you tonight!

bring yr best dad jokes and dance moves

Hope-bama

he just made weed legal in 13 states! BOO YA

A Change of Direction

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the sole follower of my blog. Bean, thank you so much for your continuing support and fellowship in my blogger exploits. To other readers, I urge you to become followers as well! If not for your own enjoyment, then at least for my own.

Merry days all, Tinski

Ancient Television: 40 Helens

I think Tim and Eric owe a ton to the good ol' boys of Kids in the Hall. Methings its some of the greatest comedy to be had on this earth. It took a good long time for the rest of humor to catch up with them. They were making fun of themselves, and the state of sketch and stand up comedy before god himself. Actually i'm a fucking idiot. Monty Python was. But KitH are Canadian. So how bout that. All this shit isn't just comedy. It's art. Here's to you, Bruce, Scott, Dave, Kevin, Mark, and the Lord.

Chad Vader After Dentist

Now I know that we've all probably seen the original, David After Dentist so I figured why not check out the infamously numerous 'response videos' hosted on YouTube. So I did. This is what I discovered. Please enjoy!

YES

WATCH THIS. it will change your life.

this week is so great in sex class, we're learning about perversions, and we just finished talking about orgasms today.

Conan O'Brien has left for LA

Why anyone would ever leave New York i will never understand.
but i found this earlier today with some school chums, i hadnt seen it in years. Next to the "go mets!" skit, this one is probably my favorite

Conan O'Brien 1864 Baseball
Uploaded by Youpinadi

I'm sick and so is everyone else

Let's all go to church


and to help us know what is right, we have the Wheel of Morality!


P.S. Alyssa sent me the following link. We all love Most of us love unwrapping gifts, but can you imagine this: What a whopper!


There were only 20 of those made and as you can see, thats 1 of 20. Here are some stats on the Reventon (pronounced reBenton)
Lamborghini Reventón

this next one has weird music, but is still beautiful

why doesn't anyone post shit anymore?

ATTENTION

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Shimp Cupcakes

Due to the excessive amount of freedom we are experiencing lately i shall, on behalf of the people of dab, make one quick post relieving us from this drought.

Giddyup Python



Consider your thirst for dab slightly quenched

Sunday French Lesson Vol 3

(sorry that it has taken me so long to finally do this lesson... but don't worry!!! it will be very very useful!!!)

English : Happy Valentine's Day!

French : Joyeux Saint Valentin!!!

Pronounciation: Jhhhh-why-yuh Saa-eh-n Val-uh-teh-n

Homework: use this phrase on saturday!!!

Don't worry (N'inquietez-pas)... Sunday French Lesson will continue as usual this sunday!


à la prochaine!

NEW TARANTINO

holy fuuuuck this looks awesooommee

luchador extraordinaire

KOALAFIRE

In the Flowers

we need to convince tinsky to use his ps3 for good, not evil. If this is where video games are heading im never going to leave my basement

Lykke Liiiiiiiiiiiiii

I saw her this weekend

1- she dances like a crazy tribal woman
2- she plays the kazoo and the megaphone and the piano toy thing
3- she dresses liek a swedish jesus
4- the concert was DOPE.
5- she ended the show singing us a lullabye cuz it was sleepy time.

FIERCE

I don't really like this song on most days but MAN dey cooooool.

the dab loves nature

i love this
its so beautiful
(fav parts: bear grylls, stephen hawking, fireworks on the beach)

Sunday French Lesson vol 3....

is postponed till someday soon!!!!

Im calling in sick to the dab today

Happy Black History Month Everyone!

sorry i know im a little behind
here are just some of the things we will be celebrating this month

Random Ukrainian Lesson Two (два)

English: Am I outside? Where's Dirty Dave?

Ukrainian: Я поза? Де брудні Дейв?

Phonetic: Ya poza? De brood-ni Dave?

Use: Demonstrates ones intelligence at any time. Inquiring after the Dave, Dirty is considered a philanthropic pursuit.

mewseighk

sing song blog song. music shit goes HERE now. read it. read.

acid

broken lizards new groove

Between two trees

shone the light on from stefanie dirty jesney to me. <3

WE. NEED. TO. GO. TO. THIS.

WATCH THIS
this should be fucking red flagged as a high priority.
June 11-14, Manchester Tennessee. make it happen. Heres who's playing that matters:

the fucking BOSS, Beastie Boys, Wilco, Al Green, Snoop Dogg, Elvis Costello, The Mars Volta, TV On the Radio, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MGMT, The Decemberists, Girl Talk, Bela Fleck, Of Montreal, Galactic, ANIMAL COLLECTIVE, Neko Case, Santogold, Kaki King, GRIZZLY BEAR, Okkervil River, Crystal Castles, and Yeasayer!

also more to be announced! FUCK!

Random Ukrainian Lesson 1 (один / odin)

Well, Bean thought a Ukrainian lesson would be a nice companion piece to the Sunday French Lesson. I agreed, and thus I begin my career as an educator!!! Lesson One:

English: Hey Dave! Try the fish!

Ukrainian: Привіт Дейв! Спробуйте рибу!

Pronunciation: pri-veet dave! spro-booy-te rib-oo!

Use: When one greets Dave it is appropriate to get him to try the fish. Usually fails.

boss

Bruce Springsteen - Dancing In The Dark (1984)
Uploaded by GMRedskins

Sunday French Lesson vol 2

Bonjour classe!

It is once again time for a wonderful, beautiful, inspiring French lesson.

Today's phrase is one that I think may be very useful.

English: Who won the Superbowl?

French: Qui est le gagnant du Superbowl?

Pronounced : Key eh le gong-yant doo Superbowl

Homework: watch the game today and eat yummy snacks!!!!

à la prochaine!!! (see you next week)

:)