Showing posts with label menopause. Show all posts
Showing posts with label menopause. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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Friday, November 28, 2008
Great Men of Dab: Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis has proven to become one of the greatest comedians in recent history.
Born October first 1969, Zacharius Knight Galifianakis graced Wilkesboro, North Carolina with his Greek comedic prowess and kaufman-esque routines. Zach moved to New York City after failing his final College class by one point. He began preforming behind a hamburger palace in Times Square. He began acting as a stoner in short lived sitcom "Boston Common", and other characters in such films as "Out Cold", "Corky Romano", "Bubble Boy". He then was blessed with a talk show on VH1 called "Late World with Zach. Then it got cancelled and his humor changed almost entirely into forms of self amusement. The man can take a stage and create a stand up routine out of nothing, with his beautiful akwardness and impeccable delivery.
Zach has also appeared in his own creation: Dog Bites Man (as Alan Finger), as well as the Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as head of the Gravy Robbers and the Snuggler, Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love", Kanye West's video for "Can't Tell Me Nothin", his internet talk show "Between Two Ferns", and my erections.
The man's demeanor is golden. He is a sarcastic defeatists god, and he now has reserved his deserved place in the Hall of Great Men of Dab.
That movie also looks fuckin brilliant.
You can see Zach in Visioneers on November 1st in the USA.
Born October first 1969, Zacharius Knight Galifianakis graced Wilkesboro, North Carolina with his Greek comedic prowess and kaufman-esque routines. Zach moved to New York City after failing his final College class by one point. He began preforming behind a hamburger palace in Times Square. He began acting as a stoner in short lived sitcom "Boston Common", and other characters in such films as "Out Cold", "Corky Romano", "Bubble Boy". He then was blessed with a talk show on VH1 called "Late World with Zach. Then it got cancelled and his humor changed almost entirely into forms of self amusement. The man can take a stage and create a stand up routine out of nothing, with his beautiful akwardness and impeccable delivery.
Zach has also appeared in his own creation: Dog Bites Man (as Alan Finger), as well as the Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as head of the Gravy Robbers and the Snuggler, Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love", Kanye West's video for "Can't Tell Me Nothin", his internet talk show "Between Two Ferns", and my erections.
The man's demeanor is golden. He is a sarcastic defeatists god, and he now has reserved his deserved place in the Hall of Great Men of Dab.
That movie also looks fuckin brilliant.
You can see Zach in Visioneers on November 1st in the USA.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Apologies for the Run-On Sentence
So, I'm trying to sleep on the one and only graphic design futon as a result of an evening featuring lack of sleep and turkey farts, when a bunch of first year girls are suddenly irrationally inclined to set up their 10 AM lunch camp around my unconscious corpse covered in history notes (history keeps you warm).
I should be studying for that history test i have in 2 hours....but(t) fuck! Honestly. Who does that? Do those girls really need their fucking lunch spot so bad that they have to crowd me as i let my thought synapses connect within my slumber? And who the fuck needs to meet up with 3 of their annoying fellow female friends at 10 AM at the futon by the elevator to eat? What would be worse is if they don't eat lunch, because food is a necessity. Sitting around me and cackling about school work, or studying is punishable by crazy mad blogging, or mustard gas.
That was possibly the worst waking up situation I've ever been in. I have been sleeping on that fucking futon since those girls were pissing their pants in grade 12, or higher. Actually, chances are they're older than me, so i hope they go through menopause and never have children.
I should be studying for that history test i have in 2 hours....but(t) fuck! Honestly. Who does that? Do those girls really need their fucking lunch spot so bad that they have to crowd me as i let my thought synapses connect within my slumber? And who the fuck needs to meet up with 3 of their annoying fellow female friends at 10 AM at the futon by the elevator to eat? What would be worse is if they don't eat lunch, because food is a necessity. Sitting around me and cackling about school work, or studying is punishable by crazy mad blogging, or mustard gas.
That was possibly the worst waking up situation I've ever been in. I have been sleeping on that fucking futon since those girls were pissing their pants in grade 12, or higher. Actually, chances are they're older than me, so i hope they go through menopause and never have children.
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