the wizard stick

stolend from this guy. also... GO HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ALL THE TIME!

Taras Bulba: the movie: the real life

Cossacks still exist. Some are con-men, and some are vigilantes. fuck ya. They can wield the force, but they call it "KHARAKTERHYKY". They also have formed a martial art called "KOZATSVO".

Guillaume Herbaut is some wacky European journalist who somewhat recently took shots of an existing Ukrainian cossack training camp that spawned from the Orange revolution. These pictures are awesome. There's a woman's camp too, in the Carpathian mountains called the "Asgarda". They also train to kick ass.

I would be afraid of this seeming like a terrorist training camp if it weren't so Ukrainian and didn't look so fucking awesome.

I hereby induct Guillaume Herbaut into the Great Men of Dab, simply for alerting the world of the new Cossack presence.

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find...

Happy Birthday Nyk!

Tinski's first steps

The Oil Spill

"BP admits failing to protect shore from oil."

"If we've fallen short, I apologize." -BP CEO Tony Hayward





Thanks for coming everyone last night! It was a lovely evening!!!!!!!

Hadouken!

Sorry for this extremely geeky post but you gotta check this out. The hair is corny but it's very well done.
Enjoy.

twice

for

good

measure

Fuck this

Seriously? What the fuck. I thought most kids grew out of this in grade 5.

I'm all for making friends but what up wit dat? It's def way more redic to

have to wear contacts and fangs, believe you're pep pep fucked a wolf,

and wear a boa around your waist to make friends than to.....you know.....

wear pants, talk to people, not be an asshole, breathe, and eat. I never

understood kids like this. I find there's more conformity involved in acting

and looking this way then there is in wearing weathered jeans and a polo shirt.

At least those kids don't understand what conformity means.

I thought i was growing wolverine claws once in grade 3. It was fucking awesome.

An Old Dick

Behold, my friends: Barney Rubble's dildo.

"Scientists believe they have found the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis.

A spokesman for the University of Tubingen where the prehistoric tool is being studied added that when it was not being used as a sex aid - the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.

The eight-inch stone penis has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints - and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy."

:O

Human hands plagued by baby sloths

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

A thanks to Tim Molyneaux for slapping this stinker on facebook, the popular social networking board game.

Excuse me, sir...

We are all silly bears!

let's eat honeys together!

I got clusterf*cked in high school...

Sizzle Alert: LOST with Sarah Silverman! from Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman + LOST = happy pals!

monday night special

The Edge of the Stool

In a segment that borders on incoherent, Andy Rooney discovers that women's magazines contain pictures of women.

Asian prodigy or Burke Wiebe video archive?

Going for a Jog....iis bad for yer knees ya Dingus

The AV club hosted a session of "Ask Dr. Steve Brule" Q&A's. And on the third day he ascended into heaven and sitteth on the right hand of the father. This is a Link.

Pup

POOLJUMPERS trailer - watch more funny videos

Conan: Jay Leno

Conan did an illegal Leno impersonation at some big Google Q&A. There's no embed, so i gotta
DO IT THIS WAY.
It's very funny.

Shuttle on Thursday night

SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Passion Pit - The Reeling (shuttle remix)

Twice the Size of Dink on a Bun

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Thanks to Serge for bringing this to my attention...foolish onion...

wizard of ass

cant get enough of the late night performances lately. jay-z nailed this. best snl episode (not to say there hasnt been good ones lately, ie zac galfkfksnis, jon hamm) in a long time, it was special.

500 POSTS!!!!

great day to be a mother! this video is unreaoollyy, enjoy yourselves, you deserve it!

flirsh derliriumed

this song is growing on me really good and i like it, this video is swell, but the lyrics are superb, please read them as you watch or listen atleast once, then you can tell me you dont like it

AYAYA

Holy shit

i need to watch this. NYK PVR IT.

well, heres what happened. I mixed up Katina's cousin for Katina's crazy friend. This is no longer valid. I revoke my humor.