"of course im not drinking in public officer, im just enjoying a delicious diet coke"

this will come in handy one day i swear, this came to me as i was looking at ways to smuggle booze/drugs into Coachella.
this is perfect for anything really; grocery shopping, special events, Mormon weddings, at school, at church or just because!
And it doesn't have to be Diet Coke (although it works best im told) but you can use any of your favorite soft drinks; sprite, coke, orange crush, root-beer, fuck it V8, anything. fucking bedazzle that shit, design your own, and know one will ever know.
i stopped drinking soda/pop/carbonated sugar beverages, so if you ever see me with one... you know wtf is up!