Zombie School

Frank Darabond is working on an AMC series based on the fucking awesome comic book series "The Walking Dead". They held auditions for zombies. Those that made it were accepted into zombie school. It looks cool. Watch this if you want.

check this picture from a comic cover it's like that scene from ...They Came

hey why not watch it twice cuz the embed code won't show up to let me delete one of these.

Rishikesh express and other fables

We wandered to the beach, to smoke hash on the rocks. We were harassed by two aging and aged women in saris trying to sell us river-water-candle-floral things, but we had no small change to purchse them.

Once the clueless women realized they were not getting our money, they left and we enjoyed our hash, facing the vast mountains past the river. We lay in the sand, as a result of enjoying our hash.

A man-with-donkey was nearby to our right on this very beach. He was silent, and washed his face in the river. The man-with-donkey started to leave the beach. The donkey paused in front of us peacefully, delaying its owner.

The donkey proceeded to take a massive shit in the sand, both mine and stef's feet pointing in it's direction as if to use its heat to warm them. The man then walked towrds the shit, but stopped at the donkey's mid-section, fastened with large grain holsters. The man re-adjusted a stick he was holding to fit into the grain, and patted down the grain round it nicely to stabilize the stick. Without a word, he walked his ass into the day's lukewarm sun. A fine India welcome

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Microwaving a Cellphone!

When we just moved into Rays house, I managed to explode our microwave utilizing a frozen muffin?! The fire was a lot of fun to put out, ha! This is what happens when you zap a cell phone, which, by the way, is much more exciting!

Women Who Enjoys Eating Sand!

This woman is from a small Russian village.
She attracted attention because of one weird fact about her. According to her own words she is fond of eating sand. Yes, just regular sand you can get from outside. This what she does - takes bucketfuls of sand and brings them home.
She didn’t explain how much she eats or why she does this. The only information she shared was that she is very fond of doing this.

THE WAIT IS OHFER

Behold: Snacktime Review with Nyk and Nick: Episode 1: Junior Mints

The Secret to Happiness

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