Wednesday Lunchtime Special

what does it mean?

I have returned from my slumbers to give you this divine visual.

artie is the shit

at mr kopansky's request

"No more dip? thats fucking gay!"

this confederate flag waiving idiot is hilarious. what a stupid fuck. but i guess if my president was banning the one thing that keeps me from lighting myself on fire and drowning myself in a shallow bowl of my own urine I might be this angry as well!

ALSO COME SEE MY SHOW IT OPENS TOMORROW ITS REALLY FUNNY!! ITS CALLED SPEECH AND DEBATE!!
that is all!

GOVERNATOR!!

It is so cold out today i thought this would be appropriate.


PS I GOT A JOB AT DUBROVNIK'S!!! im really nervous, they hired me over the phone yesterday and told me i start today... super random. wish me luck
xox
pps Atrak was sick - jonny's barfday = amazing - (some) of the girls are in town and it warms my heart!
ppps i want to watch christmas movies and listen to bing crosby.
ok im done
xo.

i just want it to be summer again

... is that to much to ask for?

Im Kenny Rogers... and thats alot of Milk!!

ok i know this video is old but its still hilarious. This goes out to Chantal, because its her berfday tomorrow. and because i know how much she loves the fake vomiting game we play. For all of you who dont know this game... ask your parents.

They have a band called kitty litter, i was like "Lesbians"!

Debra and Jackie... Will they ever get their shit together?
i love this! i thought you might too!!

Put The Fire Back

accelerate your breath

^^click on title for future reading enjoyment^^

THE HADRON ACCELEROTORJR

So apparently this thing is going to end the world... enough power to cause mini black holes and kill maybe not even all of us but everything! thats one point twenty one gigawatts of pure universe/god killing power!!

it started up today... this morning... or what was supposed to be today but now since its already happened? is this the future now or some sort of limbo state... is time out there? are we anything? i'm so bored... im gonna go watch intervention

ps the doc already came up with this time/lord/universe traversing machine...