Monday, April 26, 2010

oui'rd

First one who eats this



And has to document it
and have a coke to wash it down

wins a prize to be determined

THE LYTICS + NOT ANIMALS = RAP MUSIC

So for those of you who don't know, or weren't there,
I facebooked the Lytics whence i heard that i would be opening for them last friday saying that we should collab by using Not Animals as a backup band. Then it happened. And it was fucking awesome. If you missed it, you can go swallow a knife, but first watch this.

The Lytics -Grand Steppin' from Stupid Jungle Animal on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Prince of Whistles Haves fun

with a surprise ending...

ring brawl

some people wanted to see this

it was pretty funny cause, contrary to what the ring announcer says this does not happen in mma. it was totally unplanned and quite hilarious.



post scuffle comments

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

it's ILLUSION, michael...

....a trick is a thing a whore does for money... or cocaine?



( a billboard in Croatia or Bosnia?)
what do you think it is?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Happy 4/20

So recently I was watching an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (defensive reasoning here) and found out that Nicholas Brendan, who plays Xander Harris, voluntarily entered rehab for alcoholism in 2004.

Guess it didn't work out, because he was tasered and arrested by police in Los Angeles in the early morning of March 17, 2010.

The police were responding to a call about an intoxicated individual, and confronted Brendon who allegedly swung his fists at the officers and attempted to run away. The police used a taser to stop him and arrested him for felony vandalism. Brendon was initially held on $20,000 bail.

Brendon was later charged with four misdemeanors, including one count of resisting arrest, two counts of battery against a police officer, and one count of vandalism. He was scheduled to be arraigned on April 7, 2010.

(Oh..... and that's his twin brother Kelly in the picture)

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Joe O'Banion strikes back

CLICK ON OLD JOE FOR A FRESH SURPRISE

Newest Man of Dab

Keifer "Jack Bauer" Sutherland

Actor most known for his portrayal of Jack Bauer in the Fox series, 24.

Pure class, pure hot sexy man.

His father recently carried the olympic flag, he recently arrived naked to a strip club.

We need to stand up and acknowledge this canadian born talent in all his glory.



Tuesday, April 13, 2010

PS22

Sweet pal choir has nothing on this

also watch JUST DANCE and EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Return of the King?

soon our boy shall return and BNO will be in order.
Who will ride into battle? theme?

free graphic for myspace
Make your own animation

The Other Guys: Funny?

I'm going to put it out there and say that i think this looks pretty funny. I know we're all probably a little sick of Will Ferrel being crazy in crappy movies, but this trailer made my tummy jiggle. From laughter......and HOLD IT! WAS THAT MICHAEL KEATON?!??

I STILL LOVE YOU

Monday, April 5, 2010

Tell Us About Yr Horse


Everyone should come to this show on Saturday. I think it'll be pretty shitty.
Kings Head, 10pm, 5 bones. suck it up.

good morning glory

What are hallucinogenic plants?

In his search for food, early man tried all kinds of plants. Some nourished him, some, he found, cured his ills, and some killed him. A few, to his surprise, had strange effects on his mind and body.

Chemical substances in the plants called true narcotics, induce hallucinations which are variously called; hallucinogens (hallucination generators),
psychotomimetics (psychosis mimickers), psychotaraxics (mind disturbers), and psychedelics (mind disturbers).


Experimental studies of the narcotic morning glories found no active principles in the plant until 1960's. At that time, the chemist who discovered LSD examined the plant and found several alkaloids closely related to that potentially hallucinogenic synthetic compound.

The main hallucinogenic constituents of Rivea cortymbosa and Ipomoea seeds are ergine (d-lysergic acid diethalamide) and isoergine. Other related substances that occur in minor amounts include chanoclavine, elymoclavine, and lysergol.


The Hawaiian wood rose (argyreia nervosa) for example has been found to be very intoxicating.

Contrary to popular opinion, not all narcotics are dangerous and addictive.

Friday, April 2, 2010

what if the beats had moustaches?

selling your bike for pot isnt as bad a suckin dick for blow, but ya i could get into this weed thing. wait wat was i talking about? i should stop posting high.. on good friday (!!!!!!) no less. lets write a rap symphony called high on good friday, with cartoons and salad. see i never would've came up with that idea if i hadnt experimented with marijuana, marijuana cigarettes, or anthropomorphic smoking devices. im much better off. hey seeya at the beach

Thursday, April 1, 2010