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Showing posts with label Zach Galifianakis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zach Galifianakis. Show all posts
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Friday, June 19, 2009
an unreasonably long post about my youtube thursday
Yesterday i spent a good portion of my afternoon watching these specific youtube clips, and then i wafted over to a load of Joe Rogan youtube videos. I am herein inducting Joe Rogan into the Great Men of Dab. Anyway.
First is Jonny fairplay getting his face smashed by Danny Bonaduce at some reality TV awards. I looked up jonny fairplay because i was watching the Zack Galifianakis film "Look who it isn't" when he tears apart Jonny Fairplay who happens to show up to one of his preformances. Actually, how about i visually take you through my Thursday afternoon:
Heres the Galifianakis one
This made me think about what a douche this guy is and how much fun it is to watch a douche in action, even if its aggrivating. I think its fun to hate sometimes. Then i started thinking about what a fucking travesty it is that this crunchy shit ass man guy is making money because people want to watch him be a douche to people. What the fuck man? How does that happen? Its like that guy you fucking hated in high school being richer than you are for being the guy you fucking hated in high school. Heres the clip i found right after i watched the last one, where Danny Bonaduce kicks ass, kinda.
Then i found a video of the aftermath of that great fall in some backstage video. Theres another one where Mr.Fairplay breaks an old lady's camera. Because he's a douche.
From here, on the "Related Videos" part on the right, i saw a video titled "Joe Rogan fights Carlos Mencia. I hate Carlos Mencia. Its 10 minutes, and each minute is worth it, if you know who Carlos Mencia is.
After that moment, i realised how fuckin awesome Joe Rogan is. There is much evidence of this:
Where do we get our hands on DMT?
First is Jonny fairplay getting his face smashed by Danny Bonaduce at some reality TV awards. I looked up jonny fairplay because i was watching the Zack Galifianakis film "Look who it isn't" when he tears apart Jonny Fairplay who happens to show up to one of his preformances. Actually, how about i visually take you through my Thursday afternoon:
Heres the Galifianakis one
This made me think about what a douche this guy is and how much fun it is to watch a douche in action, even if its aggrivating. I think its fun to hate sometimes. Then i started thinking about what a fucking travesty it is that this crunchy shit ass man guy is making money because people want to watch him be a douche to people. What the fuck man? How does that happen? Its like that guy you fucking hated in high school being richer than you are for being the guy you fucking hated in high school. Heres the clip i found right after i watched the last one, where Danny Bonaduce kicks ass, kinda.
Then i found a video of the aftermath of that great fall in some backstage video. Theres another one where Mr.Fairplay breaks an old lady's camera. Because he's a douche.
From here, on the "Related Videos" part on the right, i saw a video titled "Joe Rogan fights Carlos Mencia. I hate Carlos Mencia. Its 10 minutes, and each minute is worth it, if you know who Carlos Mencia is.
After that moment, i realised how fuckin awesome Joe Rogan is. There is much evidence of this:
Where do we get our hands on DMT?
Monday, June 8, 2009
In case you're wondering what we're all doing Tuesday night:
free popcorn and drink night
polo @ 7:40 or 9:45
Friday, November 28, 2008
Great Men of Dab: Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis has proven to become one of the greatest comedians in recent history.
Born October first 1969, Zacharius Knight Galifianakis graced Wilkesboro, North Carolina with his Greek comedic prowess and kaufman-esque routines. Zach moved to New York City after failing his final College class by one point. He began preforming behind a hamburger palace in Times Square. He began acting as a stoner in short lived sitcom "Boston Common", and other characters in such films as "Out Cold", "Corky Romano", "Bubble Boy". He then was blessed with a talk show on VH1 called "Late World with Zach. Then it got cancelled and his humor changed almost entirely into forms of self amusement. The man can take a stage and create a stand up routine out of nothing, with his beautiful akwardness and impeccable delivery.
Zach has also appeared in his own creation: Dog Bites Man (as Alan Finger), as well as the Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as head of the Gravy Robbers and the Snuggler, Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love", Kanye West's video for "Can't Tell Me Nothin", his internet talk show "Between Two Ferns", and my erections.
The man's demeanor is golden. He is a sarcastic defeatists god, and he now has reserved his deserved place in the Hall of Great Men of Dab.
That movie also looks fuckin brilliant.
You can see Zach in Visioneers on November 1st in the USA.
Born October first 1969, Zacharius Knight Galifianakis graced Wilkesboro, North Carolina with his Greek comedic prowess and kaufman-esque routines. Zach moved to New York City after failing his final College class by one point. He began preforming behind a hamburger palace in Times Square. He began acting as a stoner in short lived sitcom "Boston Common", and other characters in such films as "Out Cold", "Corky Romano", "Bubble Boy". He then was blessed with a talk show on VH1 called "Late World with Zach. Then it got cancelled and his humor changed almost entirely into forms of self amusement. The man can take a stage and create a stand up routine out of nothing, with his beautiful akwardness and impeccable delivery.
Zach has also appeared in his own creation: Dog Bites Man (as Alan Finger), as well as the Sarah Silverman Program, Tim and Eric's Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as head of the Gravy Robbers and the Snuggler, Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love", Kanye West's video for "Can't Tell Me Nothin", his internet talk show "Between Two Ferns", and my erections.
The man's demeanor is golden. He is a sarcastic defeatists god, and he now has reserved his deserved place in the Hall of Great Men of Dab.
That movie also looks fuckin brilliant.
You can see Zach in Visioneers on November 1st in the USA.
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