Saturday, December 18, 2010

o hai



My early Christmas bitch to you.

 This is my all time most favourite Chrimble movie ever. I hold it dear. I can recite almost the entire film offhand. I hope one day you can too. Just watch it. It holds up. It is gigantic. Is is the lord. It is the state of Islam. It is your grandmas only pair of slacks. It is creamy beans on a stir fry. It is legend. Behold:


Friday, December 17, 2010

Occasional Anti-Joke


So a man walks into a paint store and asks for red paint.

The man behind the counter says, "Sorry sir, we're all out of red paint, all we have is blue."

So the customer replies,

"That's fine, I've got my bike outside."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

merry chrimbus

i havent even watched this yet, but i bet its funny